Cannot believe I'm this late, but I'm an attorney who bills out at about $350 an hour and I just spent over four hours reading and rereading this brilliant thread. It was absolutely worth it.

Defenestrate for mod of the entire internet.

i tried. people are mean


tupac2384: rub it my titiies. you can't cause i took yur monies.
tupac2384: hahahahahah
Braceletone: fat woman sit in front of computer put a **** in you

tupac2384: when u wake up tomorow brace, imagine me rubbing your money on my tities
Dealer: tupac2384 has timed out - hand is folded
Dealer: Braceletone, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Braceletone: hope you have fun with it... buy a new face
Dealer: Game #30776198876: skotty119 wins pot ($2.45)
tupac2384: seriously on my tities.
Dealer: tonieb87, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
tupac2384: can't buy food tomorow cause yur money is on my tities
Dealer: tupac2384, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act

Just an epic fail here...

wow words cant describe how much u suck lol.

[ ] thinly veiled brag

I agree. I don't think, however, that Poe, rising from the grave, would look on it and go, "**** yeah, bitches! Now that's some good ****. I'm glad he bastardized work!"

It's good, but try to keep the praise a little more down to earth.

MIC CHECK 1,2

BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
I JUST WON $50 FROM YOU
YOU COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
BUT YOU CANT NOW
CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

Welcome back

also


in after The Return of the Real King (ch3ckraise obv)

nm

Thank God. The wheels were starting to come off the wagon. Welcome back, sir.

I was soooo hammered last night, I could barely type. will do better next time.

Pro bono work, obv

Bing Blang blaow in Mariah Carey Video?!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...3LyMIp5FUqwX8u

check out Gucci Mane rhyme @ 0:06...............

no, the last word is "wow" not "bloaw" but pretty close

its more like "wing blang wow"