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Old 05-22-2009, 11:30 AM   #1
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Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

This is what I copy & paste into the chat every time I stack someone @ 50 NL HU, which is about 50% of the time.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf


ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

Iplay4funn: omg
Iplay4funn: how can u call with with that
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
Iplay4funn: hmoron
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
play4funn: is calling the only thing u kno how to do donk?
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
play4funn: whats wrong with u
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: donkey
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

(Observer) oneOuttedsir: GOD DO U EVEN KNO HOW 2 PLAY
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: I HOPE UR MOM GETS CANCER
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: LETS PLAY $100NL HU PU SSY
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: IM SITTING WAITING FOR U

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Old 05-22-2009, 11:41 AM   #2
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

in before chat gets banned.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:46 AM   #3
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LOL
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:50 AM   #4
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i lolled, vg, moar plz!
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:57 AM   #5
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oneOuttedsir: LETS PLAY $100NL HU PU SSY

This
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:58 AM   #6
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[x] would read again
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:12 PM   #7
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?

P0kerchick76: nh
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
P0kerchick76: reported
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:16 PM   #8
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

haha
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:18 PM   #9
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lol

DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:19 PM   #10
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5 stars
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:20 PM   #11
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incredible
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:25 PM   #12
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I like this a lot.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:30 PM   #13
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by ch3ckraise View Post
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?
This one is my favorite.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:30 PM   #14
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

lmao
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:37 PM   #15
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LMAO
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:38 PM   #16
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

I think I would seriously consider playing you heads up 24/7 just to hear this when I inevitably lose.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:00 PM   #17
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lol, this is actually pretty funny
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:03 PM   #18
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lololol!!
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:03 PM   #19
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Re: Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup

only line that saves it is : "and rub it on my titties"

so funny
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:06 PM   #20
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gg chat
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:00 PM   #21
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the more I read it the more I laugh, wp op
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:08 PM   #22
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I'm so glad other people are laughing at this. I laugh at this every time I read it and I feel like there is something is wrong with me for it.
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:11 PM   #23
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fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:17 PM   #24
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hahah- I would probably hate it on the table..

however.. I think its pretty damn funny here.
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:20 PM   #25
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DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
OMG, HAHAHAHA, that is the funniest **** i have ever read. The song is pretty funny, but the responses are absolutely incredible
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