***Craggoo for culling 2014 - April lc/nc NSFW*** - Page 5

Akyle, CappieXL, and Craggoo so far involved in the culling. Since mods can't get culled, poster number 138 will now take Akyle's place.

If a mod posts in 138, then the next non-mod post will make the cut.

Uh no. You can't arbitrarily choose who to put in the cull.

04-04-2014 , 09:46 AM

#102

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

omg omg omg its Friday, countdown til ****faced starts now

04-04-2014 , 09:54 AM

#103

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

In Asia it's started already. Good old Chang Beer

04-04-2014 , 09:57 AM

#104

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

chang is the nuts, reminds me of Bangkok.

throw in some of those little glass bottle of red bull add vodka and get that party going

Last edited by thabighurt35; 04-04-2014 at 09:57 AM. Reason: i are jealous

04-04-2014 , 10:06 AM

#105

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

This month's culling will be different from all prior cullings.

But I don't know how yet.

All I know is that posters 34,42,83 and 102 ITT will all be eligible. If one person gets nominated twice, then the poster who follows him (ie poster 83 already is nominated for cull, poster 84 now gets nominated.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

omg omg omg its Friday, countdown til ****faced starts now

Lucky # 102

04-04-2014 , 10:07 AM

#106

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what if I'm a mod by post 138?

Then the Mayans will be proven right. A little late, but right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Uh no. You can't arbitrarily choose who to put in the cull.

Oh can't I?

04-04-2014 , 10:09 AM

#107

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Lucky # 102

It's not official yet...

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Yes rob, you can delete your own posts within 30 min of making them, other than that you have to suck mats penis.

Last edited by King Fish; 04-04-2014 at 10:22 AM. Reason: NOW it's official.

04-04-2014 , 04:35 PM

#108

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

What if I am a post by the time fidstar is mod?

04-04-2014 , 04:44 PM

#109

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

so I am about to get off work and obv want to get ****ty, but I told my friend I would pick him up from the airport in 4.5 hours.

What should I do bbv?

04-04-2014 , 04:51 PM

#110

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

so I am about to get off work and obv want to get ****ty, but I told my friend I would pick him up from the airport in 4.5 hours.

What should I do bbv?

Call up a cab for your friend and get ****ty

04-05-2014 , 12:27 AM

#111

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Jesus Christ does not exist

yeah I said it

04-05-2014 , 06:54 AM

#112

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero Value

Seriously? Holy **** that sounds nuts. How exactly will that work? Does not sound simple. And can I ask why exactly you need that?

Also that was some pretty expert bouncing gifs there John.

I dont know how they do it exactly but it stems from a problem I had when younger that was coming back

Got released early, I miss the morphine already

04-05-2014 , 10:08 AM

#113

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

Jesus Christ does not exist

yeah I said it

God Isn't Dead

04-05-2014 , 11:03 AM

#114

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

...she just smells a little...

04-05-2014 , 12:08 PM

#115

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

nit me gonna nit

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha H/L Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #25559391

MP2: 2,820 (94 bb)
MP3: 3,242 (108.1 bb)
CO: 3,440 (114.7 bb)
BTN: 5,325 (177.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,124 (104.1 bb)
BB: 2,660 (88.7 bb)
UTG+2: 1,768 (58.9 bb)
MP1: 2,075 (69.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

UTG+2 calls 30, 5 folds, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (90) A

(3 players)
Hero bets 45, BB folds, UTG+2 raises to 225, Hero raises to 765, UTG+2 raises to 1,738 and is all-in, Hero calls 973

Turn: (3,566) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,566) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

white magic

04-05-2014 , 01:53 PM

#116

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

God Isn't Dead

I once prayed to god to find me a sexy bitch to give me a blowjob.

It didnt happen

Therefore god is dead

04-05-2014 , 02:06 PM

#117

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

I once prayed to god to find me a sexy bitch to give me a blowjob.

It didnt happen

Therefore god is dead

Youre supposed to steal what you want then pray for forgiveness

I think that's how it works.

04-05-2014 , 02:28 PM

#118

johnstumper

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by akyle47

Youre supposed to steal what you want then pray for forgiveness

I think that's how it works.

This is true. Ask for forgiveness, not permission. Unfortunately the federal courts don't see it that way.

04-05-2014 , 03:38 PM

#119

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

ive finally a thread in my name.

feel free to visit

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/21...acist-1432161/

04-05-2014 , 04:41 PM

#120

johnstumper

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,450

CAT SATURDAY

Spoiler:

04-05-2014 , 05:13 PM

#121

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

I don't need it to be the weekend to party down

04-05-2014 , 05:13 PM

#122

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

ive finally a thread in my name.

feel free to visit

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/21...acist-1432161/

lol what a way to spend a Saturday. Crying their eyes out over BBV

Not even the pizza delivery guy respects them

04-05-2014 , 05:13 PM

#123

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Also, it's not called "Cat Saturday", it's called CATURDAY you dumb turd

04-05-2014 , 05:18 PM

#124

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

hittin up the gym soon. Hope there are some hot chicks tonight. Nothing like getting on a machine watching the chicks jog on the treadmill

cocktease 101

04-05-2014 , 05:52 PM

#125

known as Prince

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

hittin up the gym soon. Hope there are some hot chicks tonight. Nothing like getting on a machine watching the chicks jog on the treadmill

cocktease 101

You'll be the hottest chick around.

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