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Old 05-21-2012, 08:28 PM   #1
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Butterfly just cost me $200

So I'm playing some MTTs when a huge ass butterfly starts flying all over my room. I start freaking out and try to get rid of it and several times I think he left but he just keeps reappearing. I'm completely tilted after half an hour and start trying to hit it with a towel. I accidentally hit a light and the electricity in my room goes off completely. I start open shoving **** and bust my MTTs; I then go play some heads up games but play like a retard because I'm on monkey tilt and I know the mother****er is still in my room flying and not giving a **** so I give some more money away to bum hunters. I saw the ****tard chilling on my wall because I get some light from my laptop and I killed it. Mother****er cost me 4 buy ins and I'm still tilted as ****.

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Old 05-21-2012, 08:29 PM   #2
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pics of butterfly?
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:35 PM   #3
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youre lying
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:37 PM   #4
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pics of butterfly?
I trapped it under a paper towel and completely crushed it into pieces. The paper towel is in my garbage bin.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:01 PM   #5
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Re: Butterfly just cost me $200

Better luck next time.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:04 PM   #6
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comedic gif of chinese guy chasing a butterfly or gtfo
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:10 PM   #7
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So I'm playing some MTTs when a huge ass butterfly starts flying all over my room. I start freaking out and try to get rid of it and several times I think he left but he just keeps reappearing. I'm completely tilted after half an hour and start trying to hit it with a towel. I accidentally hit a light and the electricity in my room goes off completely. I start open shoving **** and bust my MTTs; I then go play some heads up games but play like a retard because I'm on monkey tilt and I know the mother****er is still in my room flying and not giving a **** so I give some more money away to bum hunters. I saw the ****tard chilling on my wall because I get some light from my laptop and I killed it. Mother****er cost me 4 buy ins and I'm still tilted as ****.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:12 PM   #8
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10 to 1 it was a moth
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:13 PM   #9
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wtf

Why not just capture it gently and set it free outside? A butterfly isn't going to hurt you, man.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:22 PM   #10
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CLIFFS: OP got bit by the african double monarch butterfly while 2 tabling, 90% chance he has contracted AIDS.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:51 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:48 PM   #12
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why u hefta kill it for
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:21 PM   #13
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don't kill it...
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don't kill it...
Too late towel in bin.
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:23 PM   #15
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I trapped it under a paper towel and completely crushed it into pieces. The paper towel is in my garbage bin.
Pics of garbage bin?
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