Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > General Poker Discussion > Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance

Notices

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-06-2012, 01:06 AM   #91
centurion
 
BerrySebok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 146
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

yje name chuck is for fat people. Are you fat chuck?
BerrySebok is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2012, 04:11 AM   #92
enthusiast
 
psychocat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: near the bar
Posts: 51
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Quote:
Originally Posted by IsAmbitionEnough View Post
Obviously most posters in the thread come from countries where dog is considered a delicacy.
I tried dog when i was i China. It was delicious, tasted like beef and was quite cheap around 180 RMB for two persons.
psychocat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2012, 08:01 AM   #93
grinder
 
Polar Beard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Sitting on the boom switch
Posts: 524
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Op, my suggestion, shall you decide to persevere in your attemps to beat the casinos and crush the poker games, would be that you take this preventive measure:



If your budget is a bit short, you can also use this temporary solution until the luck turns around (it will happen, if you really really beleive in it and you keep trying, it is bound to happen; it's a scientific fact, it has to do with something called Infinite monkey theorem):



Until then, have fun and I hope to see you on the poker tables!

Yours truly,

Polar Beard

Last edited by Polar Beard; 02-06-2012 at 08:08 AM.
Polar Beard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2012, 08:24 AM   #94
adept
 
saeco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: queens are my reality
Posts: 1,001
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

at least the dog rode inside
saeco is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2012, 08:43 AM   #95
grinder
 
ExpensiveTaste's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Playing Pogs For Money
Posts: 454
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

On the next episode of Animal Cops Houston....
ExpensiveTaste is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 01:05 AM   #96
stranger
 
Augie Dog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 2
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

We traced your IP and a hit squad is on the way.
Augie Dog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 01:32 AM   #97
adept
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,021
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Quote:
Originally Posted by kevmode View Post
OP has a gambling problem and should stop before it gets out of hand.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BonafiedGreat View Post
Best advice your gonna get..... Quit Poker
Let me guess...you guys play for a living, right?

Op, don't stop it's just a rough patch. You sound highly intelligent and emotionally rock-solid, you'll be playing nosebleeds in no time.
2DMB2LIV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 05:26 AM   #98
adept
 
AllBlackDan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NZ
Posts: 1,013
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Quote:
Originally Posted by Harruin View Post
Chocolate labs are nearly too dumb to breathe. He'll forget about it the next time you give him food.
Sounds like OP
AllBlackDan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 06:44 AM   #99
grinder
 
MrBubbleBoy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Mtt's and 180 turbos
Posts: 471
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

so OP is mad that hes not winning at games in favour of the casino? oh probablitity, you sneaky sneaky
MrBubbleBoy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 07:04 AM   #100
Pooh-Bah
 
sqwerty12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: sometimes at home, sometimes not
Posts: 4,320
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1outter View Post
35 bucks for an ambulance? I'd be using that **** like a taxi if it was that cheap around here.
Kind of sucks a bit though if you want to go anywhere other than a hospital
sqwerty12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 10:16 AM   #101
Pooh-Bah
 
Chuck Bass's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: #gottahaveprawns
Posts: 5,821
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Pics of dawg? Labs are awesome
Chuck Bass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 12:32 PM   #102
adept
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 707
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

feel bad for the dog.

you should ban your cc card when your down that road.
leconnaisseur is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 07:51 PM   #103
newbie
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Chicago/NW Indiana
Posts: 17
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Dont ever give up!! Your luck will change for sure---suckouts hurt but over time you will beat the game.

shhhhh.....dont tap the fish tank
dimwittedhustler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2012, 09:57 AM   #104
centurion
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 110
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Playing american roulette is your first problem
JD800 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2012, 10:32 AM   #105
old hand
 
Dirt Diggler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Turns out the Mods hate my face
Posts: 1,821
Re: Bubbled out of the $109. Dog concussed

Quote:
Originally Posted by BerrySebok View Post
really? Live in a cave sir>?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmanjoe View Post
yes
are you plotting to blow up any buildings? (possibly containing dogs)
Dirt Diggler is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:15 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright © 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive