Its probably something I will remember for a long time. Im broke so it hurts that much more. Basically I flopped a fullhouse and some donk called my flop reraise all in with an underpair and hit runner runner quads on the bubble. Im basically living off my credit cards because I broke my knee and cant work. I dont get paid anything because I have my own business (landscaping) so Im pretty hurting. So why not dig myself a deeper hole and chase a jackpot?
I download an online casino (lol fml) which is obvious insane since those things are rigged to the tits. I start chasing my losses and end up $1500 down. I literally played thousands and thousands of games and all it paid was few bucks here and there, spewing a little at a time. Slowly leaking and never winning. I had a few hundred dollars left in my casino account and said this ****ing **** is rigged why sit here for another 4 hours until I bleed the rest away. I bet $300 on single zero. Guess where it lands? Double zero! Hahaha these scum bags, the nerve.
I pick up my cup of coffee and absolutely launch it across the room. It smokes my chocolate lab right in the head. Down he goes and he's cut. I cant drive, no one is at my house so I seriously called 9-1-1. They came to my house even though it had to do with a dog. They gave us a ride to a vets and I have to pay them a $35 ambulance fee. My dog needed 14 stitches and has a concusssion and to be quite honest I feel terrible.
The paramedics asked what happened and I told him the truth and he believed me thank god. I probably could have got in **** for animal abuse. On the drive he told me he tried online casino's once. He said after about 30 minutes and only being down $20 he knew something wasnt right. He cashed out and never gambled online again.
Down $1400 on poker
Down $1500 on casino's
$35 ambulance bill
$345 vet bill
Do hates me - priceless
I did buy a scratch ticket though when my mother picked us up to give us a ride home. I won $5 so things are looking up!
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