Broke a World Wide Poker Record Tonight - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Playing NL Holdem. In one half hour I got beat by two royal flushes. Both players used both cards in their hand. I am certain this is the only time this has EVER happened. If I am wrong, and it has ever happened to you, please share. Otherwise I am calling a world record.

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04-04-2014 , 01:53 AM

Craggoo

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Once i lost 2 hands of poker back to back! So sick

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04-04-2014 , 01:55 AM

KyleJRM82

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[x] standard
[ ] world record
[ ] threadworthy

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04-04-2014 , 01:55 AM

Byrung

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This happens to me every other day so you dont own **** son

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04-04-2014 , 01:57 AM

truefish

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Why does this matter?

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04-04-2014 , 02:03 AM

fidstar-poker

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I have the world record for smallest penis.

Craggoo will confirm.

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04-04-2014 , 11:54 AM

fivechips

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I have the world record for smallest penis.

Craggoo will confirm.

How does he judge the size - by the width of his mouth?

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04-04-2014 , 12:01 PM

Carl Trooper

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Probably is a world record.

Seriously.

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04-04-2014 , 12:22 PM

thabighurt35

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I just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading your POS post OP. Now I want that time back or I will skull**** you

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04-04-2014 , 12:59 PM

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Clevername69

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When I read the thread title I was hoping OP set a record for the most dicks eaten. I am disappoint. EAD

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04-04-2014 , 01:27 PM

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AlmostShark

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I've been dealt 66 and hit set on the flop (making it 666) on the same table two hands in a row. I was listening to "God is dead?"

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04-04-2014 , 03:28 PM

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Craggoo

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I have the world record for smallest penis.

Craggoo will confirm.

Asian man will confurm

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04-04-2014 , 03:32 PM

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Pixcat

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HH's or gtfo.

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04-04-2014 , 04:56 PM

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johnstumper

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It's a record, a gay one.

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04-05-2014 , 04:11 AM

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fivechips

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

Probably is a world record.

Seriously.

Thank you for recognizing the magnitude of this event.

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04-05-2014 , 04:12 AM

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fivechips

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading your POS post OP. Now I want that time back or I will skull**** you

It took you 20 seconds to read that?

I.....am......sorry.

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04-05-2014 , 06:45 AM

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bayoudonk

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Originally Posted by AlmostShark

I've been dealt 66 and hit set on the flop (making it 666) on the same table two hands in a row. I was listening to "God is dead?"

Playing 1-2 NL at Harrahs New Oleans I bought into the game for $200 or $300 and within the first 10 to 12 hands I was dealt 66 twice; flopped a set both times, and still lost to either a straight or flush by the river both times. How I didn't get felted is beyond me. When your gut tells you they have you beat you check call your set an hope they have 2 pair or worse or fold.

the devils hand didn't work out for me

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04-05-2014 , 06:53 AM

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100% HUSTLE

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So you broke the world record of most Dicks eaten?

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04-05-2014 , 11:18 PM

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Penny2790

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Bbv is pulling together funds to get you a bright and shiny EAD medal for your achievement

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04-06-2014 , 06:17 AM

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Bruce D. Jenner

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04-06-2014 , 04:22 PM

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Davino

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Originally Posted by Clevername69

When I read the thread title I was hoping OP set a record for the most dicks eaten. I am disappoint. EAD

haha: yehaw!!!

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04-09-2014 , 12:10 AM

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fivechips

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Originally Posted by 100% HUSTLE

So you broke the world record of most Dicks eaten?

Come one man, you know your mom owns that one.

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04-09-2014 , 12:11 AM

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fivechips

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Originally Posted by Penny2790

Bbv is pulling together funds to get you a bright and shiny EAD medal for your achievement

Just clean it up and ship me one of yours Penny. I heard you have more than one.

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04-09-2014 , 01:40 AM

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kellerz

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My dog sleeps paws up
I poke to make sure he lives
He kicks me in face

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04-09-2014 , 01:49 AM

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FlyingDutchman

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In Courchevel that only takes 5 minutes

OP, what is the difference between a world record and a world wide record?

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