Getting it in on the flop with one pair + FD + 3 live kickers against fish's naked Aces

fish: "wtf you all in with 1 pair?? stupid donk"

me thinking: "[ ] games are dead"

Hahaha so true i was playing 1/2 at my casino and had K 9 of clubs raised to 10 in the cut-off and got called in 3 spots. Flop comes Ace 9 8 with two clubs so i got nut flush draw plus mid pair. It gets checked to me I bet 30 everyone folds except big blind who jams me for 165 total. I call and he flips over A 3. I bink my flush on the turn then had to listen to him for 20 mins saying how bad of a call I made and that im just a young player with no experience and really bad. God I love fishes .

**** off

Older lady reluctantly folds after heavy flop action on a 458r board, then shows how difficult her decision was holding QJo. Everyone scratches their head wondering what she's talking about and she said "well I could have hit a straight on the river with a 9 and a 10".

my buddy georgia mike used to think that "position" meant you got to bet first.(he still might think this, not sure). One time at a home game he limped or raised UTG and someone 3-bet. GA Mike calls and says "I have position on the flop, I can bet out".

generic savers imo

I like this thread could be epic.

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I received the encouraging words "f&ckin donkey" last night after shoving my 8BBs in the SB in an unopened pot with 108 suited and eating his A6 off. I was wrapping up and only had a handful of tables going so I noticed and typed "sorry midclick". More words followed so I typed "very sorry"

thread has potential.

saw a guy check back a set of 2's on a really dry run out on every street because he thought his opponent was slowplaying top set.

The worst ones are

''It was suited''

''I respect your blind, I fold''

''I pass'' <--- That one drives me mental.

''Why do you have to raise every hand?''

''Here we go, mr big chips the bullying everyone''

And the worst thing by far anyone anywhere in the world can do is call a tourny/tournament a ''Comp'' Or ''Competition'' That makes me want to smash my anus onto the hardest black dildo available.

use one spoiler next time, clicking each one was tilting.

LOL gif pic.

"I knew you had that" or "That's what I put you on" after they call your bet on the river with the losing hand.

Using new words they learnt repeatedly :

" I am playing ATC today guys/Today is ATC day / ATC ATC ATC " (said it about tree fiddy times before he busted.)

" In a mood for tripe range merging today!" ( FAKKKKK)

went for smoke break, heard a guy rant for about 10 mins about some stupid 60-40 beat he got, and he was using terms like "woke up with cowboys" ....

These dumb pretentious people make me MADDDDDD

will fap later.