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07-29-2016 , 11:47 PM

#1376

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Not even 8pm and nearly got ban hammered

I can give you the ban hammer if you want. I have special hidden powers not even mods know about.

07-29-2016 , 11:48 PM

#1377

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I tried to ban hammer your mom last night Colin

She snapped me off and showed me the dog door

07-30-2016 , 01:12 AM

#1378

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

What is with this ill **** your mother thing? It's way over done and no longer an insult. Why not take the sister instead?

07-30-2016 , 01:40 AM

#1379

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

What is with this ill **** your mother thing? It's way over done and no longer an insult. Why not take the sister instead?

I'll stuff a mattress in your mom and **** your sister on it.

Better?

07-30-2016 , 01:57 AM

#1380

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Not everybody has a sister.

07-30-2016 , 03:31 AM

#1381

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

What is with this ill **** your mother thing? It's way over done and no longer an insult. Why not take the sister instead?

Your reading comp is so Canadian - I never insinuated I tried to bang Colin's Mom!

I tried to give her the Ban Hammer but because Colin has secret powers I was snapped off and shown the dog door...

Was this not obvious by how I wrote it???

Oh... I see how you would think otherwise now...

yea I'll Ban Hammer your Mom with my dong Colin! :P

07-30-2016 , 04:04 AM

#1382

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

What is with this ill **** your mother thing? It's way over done and no longer an insult. Why not take the sister instead?

Finally someone else is on board, I love it

07-30-2016 , 04:05 AM

#1383

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Wbats your sisters name Morph?

07-30-2016 , 04:42 AM

#1384

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

whos coming to veld tomorrow.....yeeefknhawww

07-30-2016 , 04:45 AM

#1385

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Thread has taken a very dirty turn tonight. Funny how alcohol does that.

07-30-2016 , 05:20 AM

#1386

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Byrung,

thoughts on that new sister thing?

07-30-2016 , 06:28 AM

#1387

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

PS. I don't have a sister

Last edited by FWWM; 07-30-2016 at 06:28 AM. Reason: If I had I'd do her obv

07-30-2016 , 08:04 AM

#1388

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Thread has taken a very dirty turn tonight. Funny how alcohol does that.

Started to sober up and wanted to redact what I said to Colin, but:

07-30-2016 , 09:12 AM

#1389

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Byrung,

thoughts on that new sister thing?

pussy is pussy. you only live once so get it while its there. Im curious if my step sis went and got the day after pill after I busted in her

Even old ladies need to get their vags slammed. And by old ladies I mean no more than their 60's. Cause once they get in their 70's **** going downhill real quick

Its mind over matter. Just think you are putting it in some dirty filthy hot blue eyed swede. Works every time. Obviously gotta keep the lights out tho. They are usually very thankful and will make you a killer lunch after. Maybe even throw you in their will

07-30-2016 , 09:20 AM

#1390

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

where is sammies UT, I vote for 'shemale'

07-30-2016 , 09:31 AM

#1391

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Thread has taken a very dirty turn tonight. Funny how alcohol does that.

You have posted on multiple fraiday nights to announce (or already in progress) that you will be shaking hands with the demon alcohol. Welcome to the dark side.

07-30-2016 , 09:50 AM

#1392

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

whos coming to veld tomorrow.....yeeefknhawww

first site I clicked says bands tba... wtf is that about? after party tho.

Different site has a list of performers. I don't know any of them. Are these all djs? Doesn't anyone know how to play guitar anymoar?

Should be a teenish crowd so in this case I would encourage mother ****ing.

07-30-2016 , 10:14 AM

#1393

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

07-30-2016 , 10:29 AM

#1394

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

07-30-2016 , 12:35 PM

#1395

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

^ Excellent meme work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

You pick. Pm me if you think of something or want something.

Will do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Shipping Mad Wrist Candy
Shipping
Shipping & Receiving
WSOP Shippaments

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

WSOP O8 ENDBOSS

don't even know what is up for discussion here

07-30-2016 , 12:40 PM

#1396

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

This is amazing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

I'll stuff a mattress in your mom and **** your sister on it.
Better?

So you'll **** his sister inside/on top of his mum?
That's ****ed up, man.

07-30-2016 , 12:41 PM

#1397

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hitting the whiskey a go go in a few hours where aaaaaaaaaaaaa will commence

How is/was the whiskey a go go? I presume it's the one in LA?
I've heard many legendary things about it.

07-30-2016 , 12:42 PM

#1398

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Live betting on Darts will start in 20mins, and last all night. Beers will be drunk, meat will be eaten, money will be made.

07-30-2016 , 01:05 PM

#1399

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

You're good at eating meat Sammy

07-30-2016 , 01:10 PM

#1400

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Haha, that's so funny. Jfc Waffle, you're starting to sound like Fiddle.

Cheers, Sammy's gonna be drunk tonight

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