Listen up geeks,

I just want to give all you robototron nerds who sit on on your fat asses all day grinding .50/$1 trying to make 15k a year a glimpse into the life of a recreational pro WITH a social life (something you know nothing about). You all think you're gods gift because you play 80 hours a week to barely meek out a yearly salary equivalent to that of a minimum wage fast food employee. The sad part is the majority of you are young and SHOULD BE out getting laid and doing something with your lives. I'm 45 years old and have been there and done that, AND I'm still DOING THAT at my age so SMD. I've been making cash at poker and living it up for the last 20 years while most of you were getting your zit faces rejected by the hot girls in your low education middle & high schools.

First of all, I've traveled the world delivering facials to exotic beach bunnies for 20+ years so don't even for ONE ****ING SECOND try to compare your uneventful micro nerding to ANYTHING i've ever done. I can already feel the nerdery and spiteful posts that will follow in this thread because jealousy always breeds haters.

As we all know the superbowl was yesterday and I had just decided to purchase a dual monitor set up, get completely plastered, kick back at home playing some rebuy tourneys and watching the game. I know most of you were busy holed up in Mommy's basement furiously clicking "call"..."call"..."call" and wishing you had friends to hang out with on the biggest Sunday of the year. Here's a rare glimpse into my life filled with all the necessities and making you dorks feel worse about how you spent your Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paOydZstwDs

I feel bad for you all and sometimes upload some videos of myself living it up in Vegas as a MOTIVATOR to get your **** in order and your life back on track. This is what we call tough love kids and if you're reading this and seething with jealousy, then I know I got through to you and helped with possible improvements in your trainwreck existence.

PEACE.

Hi Bilzarian.

after reading more than first two lines, MAYBE this actually isn't Mr. Bilzerian.

OP QUOTE:

IM SO COOL I GET GIRLS, I WATCHED THE SUPERBOWL WHILE PLAYING REBUY TOURNIES!!!

END OP GAY QUOTE

I don't get why you wrote this

The first nerd shows up. Watch the video again and think about what fairy stuff you were doing yesterday and then start thinking about improvements.

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE GEEK.

[x] facials to exotic beach bunnies

Your TV sits on the floor.

lol amazing video

I don't see girls in the video. Or as a matter of fact, any other people. Also, your TV is on the ground for some reason? Also, you call ****ty laptop screen and average monitor an awesome dual monitor setup?

Smoking 'erb' as you so eloquently call it through a Red Bull can that looks like you've f*cked it has to be the biggest beat I've seen on here for a while.

OP, get a bong, tv stand and some friends.

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I can tell you what I wasn't doing: Drinking Jim Bean alone, smoking shtty weed, watching the superbowl on a TV sitting on the floor or masturbating to my awesome thread plus vid I made because I have no girl to call up when I'm wasted.

Hahahaha top 10 worst ever imo