Finally hatching that 10 km egg not only registering a new Pokemon in the Pokedex but having max CP. Oh wait.

betting 1million

winning or running deep in a mtt for a good score

when you open the action preflop with AA and someone 3bets and then someone else 4bets. You ship it all in and they both call.... and the run out is 45827r.. and it ****ing holds.

While you're raking in a big pot, you hear someone bleat, "How could you (call, raise, shove) with XX??"

When you beat a person for their stack three times in an hour, and they just keep reloading, switch seats next to you, give you their number, and then have sex with them in their state senator Dad's downtown apartment a week later where he likely cheats on his wife, and then you date her for six months and go on an absolute heater, only to break up, and somehow, still love the game, always knowing another one like her won't come along again because they don't make degens quite like that...of any gender. Still, each time you sit down, you wonder if it might happen again...and hope it is even worse/better than the last time it happened. #DREAMS

This probably belongs somewhere in BBV, but, why not right? Oh wait, nvm, in the right place.

so you sexed him and then his wife?

FYP

When you are allowed to limp in as BB with 72o and the board hits 772.

And then no one pays you off?

I remember playing on full tilt in MTT. Me and this guy are absolutely huge stacks and at war with each other in chat box. He limps utg. I flat button with we 24cc. Flop is A35ccc I check to river hoping someone has Kc and 4 flush no pair appears. Villain makes a v bet, I shove for massive overbet. He begins to tell me how he has the nuts and GG lol etc then completely timebanks out before calling and is pretty much eliminated. Best feeling ever.

Actually in my case it was the last hand before the tourney went on break. I was the chip leader by a fair amount on the table and BB with 72o. I had full intentions of folding to any bet but UTG+2 limped in and so did the SB. I nearly **** a brick when 772 hit the table. SB checks, i instant check, and UTG+2 put out a sizable bet...probably around 2x pot. SB folds and I hem and haw over a tough decision. I eventually call. No idea what came out for the turn or river but I got the villain to shove on the turn and by this time we had a crowd of other finished tables watching as I flipped over my crap hand. A lot of the crowd was in an uproar not knowing I got to see the flop for free and thought I had called just because it was the last hand and I was chip leader. Villain had KK.

That is actually a really interesting story. Can you tell it again?

You were lucky you were playing against an idiot. Most of the time you might get one bet out of someone on a 772 board.

Pissing in a bottle at table because u don't want to deep lunge thru to bathroom

Rubbing the inner thigh of a young student in the next seat and watching his little cheeks glow red.

Actually calling a player down with 9-high on the River when you put them on 78!!

Board ran out 56QK5 ...

Never even considered the tie in to WSOP ME coverage .. "9 high like a Boss" .. GL

Sitting at the table and watching two complete morons battle out a hand only to see that their hands made a BBJ and you're going to get paid heavily for not doing a damn thing.

Raising preflop with A 10 of diamonds in the small blind
checking the flop when it comes Kd Qd rag of clubs
flat calling when mr aggro bets the flop,
turn is the Jd
check.
Mr Aggro gets VERY aggro and bets enough to put me almost all in
going all in and getting called, then telling the dealer:
"I don't care what you put on the river -- put anything you want"
River is the 10h
Flipping over my 2 card Royal for the pot, the high hand AND a 2 card Royal jackpot

Someone at the table asked Mr Aggro later what he'd had in the hand.. his reply "I have no idea". haha.

Playing PLO live 8 handed. 4bet to $150 as button (me) with 3 callers holding AAxx.

Flop comes 585r
EP pots, 1 caller
I re pot because im bad and go all in for $700
Both EP and 1 caller insta calls
Both showing 8s in their hands while 2nd guy is already boated.

Me feeling ****ty because $700 is a lot
And both players are celebrating and laughing at me.

Binked an A on the river to win $2100 pot

blazing a fatty just before start of FT to get ya in the zone

When that idiot that chronically waves on a 16 against a dealer's 7up card and you pull that 4 or 5 (also on a stiff 14-16 range) and see the dealer open up a pat hand just below yours.

that's a weird ****ing game of poker you're playing.

It is the most satisfying feeling in BJ to be sure, except half the time the ploppy sticks you with his 5 it will be on your 55 double-down hand.