Brag: most +EV move of my life - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

So as I sat in a must-move table, I sharkscoped the competition in the main games and realized there were some real grinders there & not too many fish. So what happened after I got called off the must move?

I ran like GOD!!!!..........

...to another casino to play with worse players. I then angled some chump by acting like I was gonna post my big-blind, but then leaving and going to the bathroom, thereby plusing my EV since I saw the maximum amount of "free" hands b/c there are blinds, or antees for just two people and not the whole table. I told this to my friends, but they don't understand poker. I'm sure this will be much more insightful to you guys because if you study hard and are situationally aware, you can put yourself in a similar position in case there are good players in your game and you have to use the bathroom while in the middle of a 45min marathon grind.

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07-16-2017 , 06:46 AM

Colin_Piddle

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Looks like you made the most -EV move of your life posting this thread. What coincidence.

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07-16-2017 , 07:35 AM

fidstar-poker

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Shows what sort of life you have if this was the most +EV thing you've done.

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07-16-2017 , 07:47 AM

Afteryastack

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Brag - i took a dump on your mothers chest last night.

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07-16-2017 , 08:49 AM

Strappz

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I laughed out loud at OP's tale. I would like to hear more from the guy who is dumping on mother's chests though. Color me intrigued.

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07-16-2017 , 01:21 PM

QuantumSurfer

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Shows what sort of life you have if this was the most +EV thing you've done.

I know. I'm pretty blessed.

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07-16-2017 , 10:34 PM

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Afteryastack

Brag - i took a dump on your mothers chest last night.

Strangely enough this was the most +EV move of her life as well.

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07-17-2017 , 05:00 AM

Afteryastack

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Call me the +EV Chest Dumper

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07-17-2017 , 08:55 AM

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Afteryastack

Call me the +EV Chest Dumper

Someday this can be your undertittie.

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07-17-2017 , 09:53 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Someday this can be your undertittie.

Someday you'll have an undertitle.

Spoiler:

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07-17-2017 , 09:55 AM

#11

suitedjustice

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AlwaysPooh-Bah

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07-17-2017 , 10:11 AM

#12

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Someday you'll have an undertitle.

Spoiler:

Don't make me +EV chest dump!

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

AlwaysPooh-Bah

Honestly not a bad one

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10-30-2017 , 07:50 PM

#13

Tank Home & Away

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Someday you'll have an undertitle.

Spoiler:

He did get the undertitle!!!

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10-30-2017 , 07:56 PM

#14

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by Tank Home & Away

He did get the undertitle!!!

I can change that...

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10-30-2017 , 08:40 PM

#15

H0RUS

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I can change that...

Will you require a hacksaw

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10-30-2017 , 09:19 PM

#16

Singasong2222

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I need I new chick to fire bullets at any woman or close if i sort of squint?

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10-31-2017 , 02:02 PM

#17

AlwaysFolding

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OH **** I DID GET AN UNDERTITLE

Way quicker than most people too!

Wow, how the ****?

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10-31-2017 , 09:20 PM

#18

Singasong2222

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

OH **** I DID GET AN UNDERTITLE

Way quicker than most people too!

Wow, how the ****?

And you went and picked masterbacker?

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11-01-2017 , 03:40 AM

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MTT_9797

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Spoiler:

Last edited by MTT_9797; 11-01-2017 at 03:45 AM.

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11-01-2017 , 03:47 AM

#20

Colin_Piddle

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^ Your best post ever by a long way MTT

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11-01-2017 , 04:01 AM

#21

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

^ Your best post ever by a long way MTT

Unfortunately it belongs in the following threads...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...rchid=58060909

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11-01-2017 , 04:42 AM

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FranFran

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

OH **** I DID GET AN UNDERTITLE

Way quicker than most people too!

Wow, how the ****?

fiddle is gay and you used it, dirty hoe

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11-01-2017 , 04:55 AM

#23

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by FranFran

fiddle is gay and you used it, dirty hoe

stop being jelly.

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11-01-2017 , 08:37 AM

#24

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by FranFran

fiddle is gay and you used it, dirty hoe

Don't talk about my son that way

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11-01-2017 , 08:43 AM

#25

FranFran

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nerds

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