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03-15-2009, 05:13 PM
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grinder
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
op I hope this is a level. And if not Good luck. GEt a Brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. this is the only way.
Budd: I just caught me a cowgirl that ain't never been caught.
Elle Driver: Did you kill her?
Budd: Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform a coup-de-grace with a rock. Anywho. Guess what I'm holding in my hand right now.
Elle Driver: What?
Budd: Brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. Let me tell you Elle, that's what I call sharp.
Elle Driver: How much?
Budd: Well, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all.
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03-15-2009, 05:15 PM
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#122
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adept
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Russia
Posts: 771
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by its_just_me
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03-15-2009, 05:26 PM
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#123
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 5,357
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
Yo, I'm very interested in joining this adventure. I'm a 100nl grinder on stars and I beat the game for like 2ptbb/100, so I'm not really interested in the reward. But the fame is what I'm really interested in. Do you have any idea how much attention/national praise we would get for this given the current drug wars crises in Mexico? We would probably get invited to the White House, get national medals, probably an interview on Dateline.
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03-15-2009, 05:26 PM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 5,357
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
Ohhh, BTW, I took 5 years of spanish before College.
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03-15-2009, 05:29 PM
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#125
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 5,357
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by Sjors
watch the movie taken (with liam neeson), he kicks ass!
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that movie sucked
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03-15-2009, 05:32 PM
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#126
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veteran
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: paying my rent in euro
Posts: 2,143
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
just hire bas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
ez game imo.
also, i'm an explosives expert if you need one. 30+ hours of bomberman 64 with lots of experience in high tension situations (low life, timer running low, etc).
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03-15-2009, 05:36 PM
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adept
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: IRELAND
Posts: 887
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
have we too many Walter Mittys in the forum
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03-15-2009, 05:54 PM
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#128
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centurion
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 189
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.
It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.
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That man has more Mexican police on his pay roll than you can imagine. The only thing that will happen is the police will show up and put you in a Mexican prison.
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03-15-2009, 05:57 PM
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#129
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grinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 461
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
you are going to get killed sooo hard. But in evolutionary terms, this could be a good thing for the world.
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03-15-2009, 06:08 PM
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#130
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old hand
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: back at SportsCentral
Posts: 1,873
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.
It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.
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a billionaire drug lord in mexico surely has the police in his pockets....RIP bro
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03-15-2009, 06:14 PM
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#131
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Something witty
Posts: 5,881
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by MaxRaises
this dude cuts my lawn
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Crying atm. This thread made my week. LOL TR one time.
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03-15-2009, 06:18 PM
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#132
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adept
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 1,074
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
Bounty Hunters get all the bitches.
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03-15-2009, 06:24 PM
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#133
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,224
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.
It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.
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[ ]Corrupt police
[X]Good Idea
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03-15-2009, 06:33 PM
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#134
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veteran
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York City
Posts: 3,242
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
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Originally Posted by tiltyass
double beat
a. you wont find him
b. if you do you'll most likely end up dead.
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write up a trip report just before you die plz
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03-15-2009, 06:37 PM
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adept
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Tokyo
Posts: 942
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman
Where did op go lol
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