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Old 03-12-2012, 04:57 PM   #916
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Mexico police nearly nab drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman.

Wonder if OP will try again...what's the worst that could happen?
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Old 03-12-2012, 10:57 PM   #917
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Brilliant thread op, had me in stitches through a boring work day with curious co workers wondering what they were missing out on. And awesome contributions from others. This is better than the comedy channel, bbv 4ever!!! Thanks for the laughs, epic
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:21 PM   #918
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

IS OP.....



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Old 07-18-2012, 01:03 PM   #919
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

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Well, times are tight and I need the money. There is a $5,000,000 reward on his head. Me and 3 other friends have decided to go into Mexico and turn him in.

Here's his profile:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...884982,00.html

We are planning on leaving in 2 weeks. Any thoughts or Ideas on how we should prepare?
I picked this link up from youtubes Magic612 blog-tv show

http://www.blogdelnarco.com/2012/04/...-laredo-tamps/

Maybe you ought to ask Magic about your chances before you set off there are very few executive protection details in the world that enter Mexico and this Magic guy is one of them.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:21 AM   #920
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In b4 the second trip begins. Just read the entire thread and its hilarious.

Any other Epic threads out there?
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:12 AM   #921
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

el Chapo has been spotted several times in Veracruz during the last months.

so much looooool at OP quest. You clearly have no idea of how powerful this guy is and how many connections he has at the highest levels of the country. And I mean my words.
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:36 AM   #922
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

OP has probably played COD or some other cool video game that should be sufficient to catch this dude. He is the 10th richest man in Mexico and the 55th most powerful man in the world. Ya know how you get to be the most powerful man? You buy an army and a ton of ARs. Well good luck should be a cake walk.
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:13 AM   #923
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Why is OP banned?
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:13 AM   #924
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Hi Joaquin Guzman
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:32 PM   #925
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Toasting in epic bread
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:33 AM   #926
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

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then when the code word is said we all rush there with our nets and stuff and fly away with him before we get caught and claim
almost died laughing...

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Old 07-20-2012, 12:14 PM   #927
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

man i still remember that thread...sooo amazing
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:33 PM   #928
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

looks like US Military wants the bounty....

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2012/0...-el-chapo.html

"Military sources in Mexico and the United States confirmed the existence of a plan to catch "Or Kill" El Chapo Guzman, prepared by the Pentagon and the Mexican government, proposed and accepted in principle by President Calderon. Virtually the same plan that led to the killing of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan, the plan would be carried out exclusively by members of the United States Navy, with no intervention of the Mexican military or Mexican police. Only outright rejection from the high command of the Mexican military has denied the operation....But the Pentagon remains hopeful that the next administration will be open to accept it."
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:42 AM   #929
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Is it too late to join your mission Skies?

I move quick.
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Old 02-19-2013, 12:08 PM   #930
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

lmfao, as I was reading all these funny as fcuk posts this one made me lmfao because I was already loling . this post is classic
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Ever thought of getting off your lazy ass and getting a job>?
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