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Old 03-14-2009, 11:48 PM   #1
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Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Well, times are tight and I need the money. There is a $5,000,000 reward on his head. Me and 3 other friends have decided to go into Mexico and turn him in.

Here's his profile:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...884982,00.html

We are planning on leaving in 2 weeks. Any thoughts or Ideas on how we should prepare?
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #2
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Buy Coffins b4 you leave.......
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #3
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Yes start making body measurements for your coffin
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:50 PM   #4
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

1. can i join your party? I have experience with automatic weapons.

2. are you serious? and if you are I would like to join your party send me a pm.

3. I will think of ideas right now.

5 million usd right? not pesos cuz that would be ghey.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:52 PM   #5
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Buy an army imo.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:53 PM   #6
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Re: Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

Wait it says captured, still get the reward if killed?
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:55 PM   #7
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1. can i join your party? I have experience with automatic weapons.

2. are you serious? and if you are I would like to join your party send me a pm.

3. I will think of ideas right now.

5 million usd right? not pesos cuz that would be ghey.
1.) Yes. We could always use another person.

2.) Serious as it gets. We need the money.

3.) ok

Yes. $5 million is correct

PM sent.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:57 PM   #8
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Jeez. What's with all the negativity? Have some faith!
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:58 PM   #9
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get the 5 million, spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:00 AM   #10
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oh if you capture him, im sure he will have more than 5 million to offer you to release him
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:02 AM   #11
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Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.

It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:02 AM   #12
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hire chodezilla
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:05 AM   #13
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oh if you capture him, im sure he will have more than 5 million to offer you to release him
Who is going to be left to spend it? Your going to be dead, your family is going to be dead, your friends are going to be dead, your friends' families are going to be dead.
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:07 AM   #14
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rub dirt all over yourself so you fit in with the mexicans
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:07 AM   #15
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double beat
a. you wont find him
b. if you do you'll most likely end up dead.
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