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Old 09-30-2008, 04:54 PM   #31
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:54 PM   #32
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:01 PM   #33
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OMG that site is hilarious, an excerpt from another chat log:

<Wellhung> Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
<Sweetheart> I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
<Wellhung> I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

.......

<Sweetheart> I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
<Wellhung> I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
<Sweetheart> What's the matter?
<Wellhung> I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
<Sweetheart> Are you OK?
<Wellhung> I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
<Sweetheart> Can I help?
<Wellhung> I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
<Sweetheart> In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
<Wellhung> I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:25 PM   #34
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:29 PM   #35
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Must we really have a new bloodninja thread every month?
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:32 PM   #36
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Must we really have a new bloodninja thread every month?
yes! especially since i havent noticed before!
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Old 09-30-2008, 07:38 PM   #37
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Old 09-30-2008, 07:59 PM   #38
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Old 09-30-2008, 09:52 PM   #39
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her ghost (Observer): im dead tho is that okay?
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Old 10-01-2008, 12:53 PM   #40
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<Wellhung> I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
<Sweetheart> Can I help?
<Wellhung> I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
<Sweetheart> In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
<Wellhung> I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
lawl, I like how she plays along in this one. others just say 'wtf u freak?' or somethin.
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:19 PM   #41
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<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> **pause**
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the ****?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of ****
<DirtyKate> ****


this is my favorite one by far
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Old 02-02-2012, 06:43 PM   #42
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people keep bumping old threads so i figured this is as good as any
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Old 02-02-2012, 07:55 PM   #43
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HOT DAMN!

her ghost is the sluttiest.
lol her ghost itt
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Old 02-02-2012, 08:02 PM   #44
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ghost is so hot....amirite??

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Old 02-03-2012, 02:17 AM   #45
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people keep bumping old threads so i figured this is as good as any
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