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Old 09-15-2012, 04:41 AM   #51
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:16 AM   #52
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<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I read your reply on YouTube on that Mila Cyrus video.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> HI!!! cool u like MILEY cyrus too?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Absoultey not.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why do you is a better question. I don't see how being a "goregous singer" makes her music any good.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh i also like her voice!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> That was your first mistake.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> hey! cmon dont be a dick!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why not? I have one.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But seriously that's very dumb.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> NO IT ISNT DONT BE A JERKOFF
<Terrorist Sympathizer> This is just something you'll have to learn to accept in time I guess.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> whatev..you have a weird name lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Are you trying to make fun of me? I served in Iraq for your benefit I don't need to come home to this ****.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> geez. i was just saying..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I had to do some things I wasn't proud of and I'd rather not talk about it.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok okay sorry
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Anyways, So what's your real name?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> Alicia.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well that's a very pretty name.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> <3 THANKS! i don't really like it thou
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I see you have a lot of videos with half naked men.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh just the hawt 1s lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So you like someone at your school?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wel yes, theres alot of cute boys
<Terrorist Sympathizer> R U a WILD girl in school
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes totally lol! i get along with people
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you go to a lot of parties.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> actuually yes i do there fun y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> oh no that's fine.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> You dad doesn't mind?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i live with my mom she doesnt need to know! lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Do you mind if I hold you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> what?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well you know, like pretend hold you
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ohhhhh!!!! ok sure play your cards right and u can do more than that
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Can I kiss you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes i love kissing!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But I want to do more than kiss.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmm so do i!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you're the type of girl that will try most things at least once.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahh yes you got to live life right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Right.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!>
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I want to bring you close to me.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> please
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bring you close to me and hold you in my strong arms
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm so warm!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I gently lick aorund your lips while slowly removing your bra
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> with im not wearing so bra is already off lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> feeling no bra i grab at your shirt and tear it off you ripping it in two
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> aw this shirt is to cute!
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i kiss your lips and put your hnads on my hips
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i pick you up and slam you on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh oh be gentle!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I genlty brush the hair off you face
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ah nice yeah
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slide my hands down your body to remove the rest of your clothes
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i sit up and start to pull off your shirt
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I smack your hand and shove both your shoulders back down on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> OO! alright tough guy
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i lean my head back hoping youll kiss my neck
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I do just that. And now that your body is entirely naked, I reach down into my giant bedside cooler and remove an ice cube.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh kinky! I like!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slowly rub the ice cube from your forehead down aroundyour neck
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh yes pleas keep going
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I rub the ice around the outside of your breasts
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh yes baby
<Terrorist Sympathizer> then I rub the ice around your nipples and watch them perk up in pleasure
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm nicee
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Seeing as how you are enjoying this I reach down for several more cubes and psread them all over your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh! :O Cold! ahh but a nice cold
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i continue spreading the ice around like a child using fingerpaints for the first time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wow im shivering! but i reach up and grab your shoulders in delite
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I knock your hands aside and decide to go for it
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes yes!!! GO Do it!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Okay then. Using my rippiling muscualr arms...
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmmm yes..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I pick up the heavy cooler and dump the entire 5 pounds worth of ice all over you completey covering your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> WHAT????!!!!!!!!!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I hear a faint gasp but lay firmly on top of you to prevent you from moving. My clothes are getting soaked but keeping much the cold out.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> AHHH!!! GET OFF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL LOL
<Terrorist Sympathizer> NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ALLRIGHT!!!! HEY! haha this is geting wierd!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Damn Still alive. I reach through the ice sifting around until I find your nose and I squeeze your nostrils together.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ...
<Terrorist Sympathizer> While my palm shoves some ice cubes further down your throat that you were trying to desperately to gag out
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok stop Please! llok. im on the bed naked no ICE CUBES and i;m rubbin my tits 4u
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Some dying gurgling sound escape your body that strangely sound like words. But no matter youare just about dead
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I start to remove my clothes and smile knowing i won't ahve to wear a condom this time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** YOU THSI ISNT FUNNYYOUSICK ****
<Terrorist Sympathizer> ah yes i'm so ready as my raging erection tears it's way free and dives into the pile of melting cubes searching for the quickly extinguishing warm spot
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ****U****U****U STOPIT
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I find it sucess! I finish immediately, but not to worry, you'll body will keep a little longer...as long as I keep it on ICE! hahahahahahahaahah
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** THIS WHAT TEHE **** IS TYOUR PROGBLEMS!! YOUR ****DE BEY SICK****ER
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Hello? Are you still there?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> C'mon I'm ready for another round what do you say?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> It says you are away. You do know you aren't really dead right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Does this mean we won't be doing this again?
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:36 AM   #54
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<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I read your reply on YouTube on that Mila Cyrus video.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> HI!!! cool u like MILEY cyrus too?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Absoultey not.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why do you is a better question. I don't see how being a "goregous singer" makes her music any good.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh i also like her voice!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> That was your first mistake.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> hey! cmon dont be a dick!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why not? I have one.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But seriously that's very dumb.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> NO IT ISNT DONT BE A JERKOFF
<Terrorist Sympathizer> This is just something you'll have to learn to accept in time I guess.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> whatev..you have a weird name lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Are you trying to make fun of me? I served in Iraq for your benefit I don't need to come home to this ****.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> geez. i was just saying..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I had to do some things I wasn't proud of and I'd rather not talk about it.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok okay sorry
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Anyways, So what's your real name?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> Alicia.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well that's a very pretty name.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> <3 THANKS! i don't really like it thou
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I see you have a lot of videos with half naked men.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh just the hawt 1s lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So you like someone at your school?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wel yes, theres alot of cute boys
<Terrorist Sympathizer> R U a WILD girl in school
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes totally lol! i get along with people
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you go to a lot of parties.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> actuually yes i do there fun y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> oh no that's fine.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> You dad doesn't mind?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i live with my mom she doesnt need to know! lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Do you mind if I hold you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> what?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well you know, like pretend hold you
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ohhhhh!!!! ok sure play your cards right and u can do more than that
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Can I kiss you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes i love kissing!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But I want to do more than kiss.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmm so do i!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you're the type of girl that will try most things at least once.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahh yes you got to live life right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Right.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!>
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I want to bring you close to me.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> please
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bring you close to me and hold you in my strong arms
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm so warm!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I gently lick aorund your lips while slowly removing your bra
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> with im not wearing so bra is already off lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> feeling no bra i grab at your shirt and tear it off you ripping it in two
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> aw this shirt is to cute!
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i kiss your lips and put your hnads on my hips
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i pick you up and slam you on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh oh be gentle!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I genlty brush the hair off you face
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ah nice yeah
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slide my hands down your body to remove the rest of your clothes
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i sit up and start to pull off your shirt
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I smack your hand and shove both your shoulders back down on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> OO! alright tough guy
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i lean my head back hoping youll kiss my neck
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I do just that. And now that your body is entirely naked, I reach down into my giant bedside cooler and remove an ice cube.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh kinky! I like!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slowly rub the ice cube from your forehead down aroundyour neck
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh yes pleas keep going
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I rub the ice around the outside of your breasts
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh yes baby
<Terrorist Sympathizer> then I rub the ice around your nipples and watch them perk up in pleasure
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm nicee
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Seeing as how you are enjoying this I reach down for several more cubes and psread them all over your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh! :O Cold! ahh but a nice cold
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i continue spreading the ice around like a child using fingerpaints for the first time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wow im shivering! but i reach up and grab your shoulders in delite
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I knock your hands aside and decide to go for it
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes yes!!! GO Do it!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Okay then. Using my rippiling muscualr arms...
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmmm yes..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I pick up the heavy cooler and dump the entire 5 pounds worth of ice all over you completey covering your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> WHAT????!!!!!!!!!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I hear a faint gasp but lay firmly on top of you to prevent you from moving. My clothes are getting soaked but keeping much the cold out.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> AHHH!!! GET OFF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL LOL
<Terrorist Sympathizer> NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ALLRIGHT!!!! HEY! haha this is geting wierd!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Damn Still alive. I reach through the ice sifting around until I find your nose and I squeeze your nostrils together.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ...
<Terrorist Sympathizer> While my palm shoves some ice cubes further down your throat that you were trying to desperately to gag out
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok stop Please! llok. im on the bed naked no ICE CUBES and i;m rubbin my tits 4u
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Some dying gurgling sound escape your body that strangely sound like words. But no matter youare just about dead
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I start to remove my clothes and smile knowing i won't ahve to wear a condom this time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** YOU THSI ISNT FUNNYYOUSICK ****
<Terrorist Sympathizer> ah yes i'm so ready as my raging erection tears it's way free and dives into the pile of melting cubes searching for the quickly extinguishing warm spot
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ****U****U****U STOPIT
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I find it sucess! I finish immediately, but not to worry, you'll body will keep a little longer...as long as I keep it on ICE! hahahahahahahaahah
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** THIS WHAT TEHE **** IS TYOUR PROGBLEMS!! YOUR ****DE BEY SICK****ER
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Hello? Are you still there?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> C'mon I'm ready for another round what do you say?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> It says you are away. You do know you aren't really dead right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Does this mean we won't be doing this again?
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:41 AM   #55
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Small addition. The fourth thing was just me typing random things and watching FB autocorrect.









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her ghost (Observer): the juices are running down my thighs it looks like 1000 island dressing
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Thread doesn't deserve 4 stars sorry. Nerdy online chat= fail for me.
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Lui Big L (Observer): that sh.it's freaky like the time I did mushroms on a date
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Thread saver



BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi male 15 looking for a girl ages 13-45
You: 45 ??????????
Stranger: wha?
You: wtf?
Stranger: i like older women
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