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Old 09-29-2008, 11:20 PM   #1
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brag: HOT ( filthy nsfw ) RAIL SEX!

notes:

cj= lizard
clark= monkey
vcm= very cute move



her ghost (Observer): can i ge tin on the 3 way?
cj29: ok
Dealer: Hand #7545209265
cj29: lol
her ghost (Observer): im dead tho is that okay?
cj29: u clark ghost
her ghost (Observer): my ghost tits are massive however as im on my ghost period
ClarkAS: ghost knows how to ride
Dealer: bwlngal72 wins the pot (1,000)
cj29: lol
Dealer: Hand #7545211910
her ghost (Observer): its going to be a littl bloody
cj29: hmmm being put off
her ghost (Observer): i hope noone minds
ClarkAS: mmmmm
ClarkAS: ghost
cj29: got 2 concetrate not think of sex lol
ClarkAS: dont stop
Lui Big L (Observer): you'll have an outer body experience with that one
her ghost (Observer): im taking off my rainbow bright panties
cj29: lol
Dealer: Jive Me Down shows three of a kind, Aces, for high
Dealer: DonDonbaby shows a straight, Ten high, for high
Dealer: DonDonbaby wins the pot (800) with a straight, Ten high
her ghost (Observer): ooh its cold and my nipples perk up but my thighs are sooo warm
ClarkAS: ghost do you have ghost wetness
Dealer: Hand #7545216320
ClarkAS: or is that real
cj29: congrats all
her ghost (Observer): some one kiss it
cj29: ewww
her ghost (Observer): mnnnnn that feels good and i like the sound you make when you do it
Dealer: Jive Me Down has 15 seconds left to act
Lui Big L (Observer): Some one got Casper love
her ghost (Observer): theres a little "lipstick" on your mouth from girl time but i rub it off with your t shirt
cj29: confused penguin
cj29: lol
Dealer: ClarkAS has 15 seconds left to act
ClarkAS: neil u use that fin for nething else
cj29: lol
Dealer: bwlngal72 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: bwlngal72 has been disconnected
Dealer: bwlngal72 has reconnected
ClarkAS: ghost where did u go
her ghost (Observer): clark the gorilla mounts me from behind and uses the back door while beating
his giant paws on his chest. cj is a little intimidated by the gorilla but find crimson heaven in my
pouch

Dealer: Jive Me Down has 15 seconds left to act
cj29: lol
ClarkAS: crimson heaven
ClarkAS: havent been there since sunday dinner at gpas
her ghost (Observer): oh fk it feels so good
Dealer: cj29 wins the pot (800)
ClarkAS: he had soft hands
Dealer: Hand #7545232121
cj29: lol
her ghost (Observer): the juices are running down my thighs it looks like 1000 island dressing
ClarkAS: almost as soft as neils dorsal fin
her ghost (Observer): cj licks it off
her ghost (Observer): oh god lover youre amazing
Dealer: NeilHamburger wins the pot (800)
ClarkAS: jesus
ClarkAS: im weezing
cj29: lol brb need the loo 2 relive myself
ClarkAS: woah thats cute
ClarkAS: vcm
ClarkAS: VCM
ClarkAS: VCM
ClarkAS: VCM
her ghost (Observer): my eyes roll back in my head and i feel like im dead again but the mess
pouring out of my kitty prooves this not to be true

ClarkAS: hahahahahahhahahahahahah
her ghost (Observer): clark pulls a vcm as he whips is out of my pooper and shoots it all over cjs
soft white underbelly

ClarkAS: omfg
ClarkAS: i just puked on my dog
ClarkAS: ruddddddyyyyyyyyy
ClarkAS: im sorry im sorry
her ghost (Observer): sorry lovers i have to take a break
Dealer: bwlngal72 has 15 seconds left to act
cj29: lol
Dealer: Jive Me Down has 15 seconds left to act
her ghost (Observer): the dp was taxing and my legs are weak.
Dealer: Jive Me Down has timed out
cj29: lol
Dealer: NeilHamburger wins the pot (1,000)
Dealer: Hand #7545264978
ClarkAS: neilhamburger was packing some meat
cj29: me think they 2 are blokes
Dealer: bwlngal72 has 15 seconds left to act
ClarkAS: blokes?
cj29: yeah men
ClarkAS: is this a harry potter movie
cj29: lol
ClarkAS: what does that mean
her ghost (Observer): i slide cjs fat boner into my tight hole and let him as s&& %& me with that
long tail of his

cj29: lol
her ghost (Observer): he twirls the rim gently at first before making snaketounge strikes in and out of
my little brown eye

her ghost (Observer): which is borderline blue after clarks thrashing
Dealer: bwlngal72 has 15 seconds left to act[/b]
cj29: lol
Dealer: ClarkAS wins the pot (3,560)
Dealer: Hand #7545272163[/b]
her ghost (Observer): bwl folds
Lui Big L (Observer): the Girl rights novel man
System: The next Happy Hour starts in 30 minutes!
Lui Big L (Observer): congrat btw cj
ClarkAS: you and cj have great english
ClarkAS: skills
ClarkAS: of speaking
Dealer: bwlngal72 wins the pot (1,000)
Dealer: Hand #7545274998
cj29: lol
ClarkAS: words
cj29: i am from wales
ClarkAS: i am from turkey
cj29: thx lui
ClarkAS: and im polish
Dealer: bwlngal72 has 15 seconds left to act
cj29: thought u was polish
her ghost (Observer): cj gets excited and starts hammering away but i grab his srong arms and
coax him to relax

cj29: lol
Lui Big L (Observer): I'm not to sure were im from lol
ClarkAS: woah
cj29: lol
Dealer: ClarkAS has 15 seconds left to act
ClarkAS: did bwl face just spin
ClarkAS: or am i having flashbacks
cj29: flahs acks
cj29: backs
Dealer: ClarkAS wins the pot (1,000)
Dealer: Hand #7545279423
cj29: ig ot 2 put this chat in a blog
cj29: lol
NeilHamburger: ive already saved it
cj29: lol
NeilHamburger: its going on pocketfives
NeilHamburger: off topic section
cj29: i am on railbirds
Dealer: ClarkAS wins the pot (1,250)
Dealer: Hand #7545281681
NeilHamburger: stop by .....
cj29: will do
Lui Big L (Observer): lol cj
her ghost (Observer): i wipe a period trail straight up his belly to his face. i draw pictures of the
family were about to have as hes certainly impregnated me

Dealer: DonDonbaby wins the pot (1,250)
Dealer: Hand #7545283185
Lui Big L (Observer): watch out for the copy write
cj29: lol
her ghost (Observer): 1 bloody son
her ghost (Observer): 3 bloody daughters
ClarkAS: as hes certainly impregenated me
ClarkAS: 6 uncles
her ghost (Observer): and a bloody dog named flo
ClarkAS: 1 bloody baby
her ghost (Observer): marred with visions of a vagina resembling ground zero and an unflexible
butthole i come to the sad realization that i will NEVER have another sexual experience this
amazing

cj29: saved most he chat now lol
Dealer: NeilHamburger has 15 seconds left to act
Lui Big L (Observer): lol
her ghost (Observer): i soar out your lizard palace and land back first on the fresh pavement so as
to prevetnt our unborn from taking it on the face.

Dealer: ClarkAS has 15 seconds left to act
Lui Big L (Observer): that sh.it's freaky like the time I did mushroms on a date
Dealer: ClarkAS has requested TIME
her ghost (Observer): "wet paint" the sidewalk reads. ill say.
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:22 PM   #2
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Re: brag: HOT ( filthy nsfw ) RAIL SEX!

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Old 09-29-2008, 11:23 PM   #3
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holy awesome

'i just puked on my dog'
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:24 PM   #4
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sunday dinner at gpas

LOL
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:24 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:53 PM   #6
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ghost know how to ride lol
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:04 AM   #7
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her ghost (Observer): my eyes roll back in my head and i feel like im dead again but the mess
pouring out of my kitty prooves this not to be true"
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:36 AM   #8
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System: The next Happy Hour starts in 30 minutes!
Awesome
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:36 AM   #9
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nothing like observer sex
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:22 AM   #10
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LOL this thread needs more love
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:30 AM   #11
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:44 AM   #12
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That is one of the best cybers ive ever seen
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:36 AM   #13
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HOT DAMN!

her ghost is the sluttiest.
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:45 AM   #14
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"i put on my robe and wizard hat"
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:46 AM   #15
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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