oh bloodninja...u so crazy

<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I read your reply on YouTube on that Mila Cyrus video.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> HI!!! cool u like MILEY cyrus too?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Absoultey not.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why do you is a better question. I don't see how being a "goregous singer" makes her music any good.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh i also like her voice!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> That was your first mistake.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> hey! cmon dont be a dick!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Why not? I have one.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But seriously that's very dumb.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> NO IT ISNT DONT BE A JERKOFF
<Terrorist Sympathizer> This is just something you'll have to learn to accept in time I guess.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> whatev..you have a weird name lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Are you trying to make fun of me? I served in Iraq for your benefit I don't need to come home to this ****.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> geez. i was just saying..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I had to do some things I wasn't proud of and I'd rather not talk about it.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok okay sorry
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Anyways, So what's your real name?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> Alicia.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well that's a very pretty name.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> <3 THANKS! i don't really like it thou
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So I see you have a lot of videos with half naked men.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh just the hawt 1s lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> So you like someone at your school?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wel yes, theres alot of cute boys
<Terrorist Sympathizer> R U a WILD girl in school
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes totally lol! i get along with people
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you go to a lot of parties.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> actuually yes i do there fun y not?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> oh no that's fine.
<Terrorist Sympathizer> You dad doesn't mind?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i live with my mom she doesnt need to know! lol!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Do you mind if I hold you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> what?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Well you know, like pretend hold you
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ohhhhh!!!! ok sure play your cards right and u can do more than that
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Can I kiss you?
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes i love kissing!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> But I want to do more than kiss.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmm so do i!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bet you're the type of girl that will try most things at least once.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahh yes you got to live life right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Right.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!>
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I want to bring you close to me.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> please
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I bring you close to me and hold you in my strong arms
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm so warm!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I gently lick aorund your lips while slowly removing your bra
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> with im not wearing so bra is already off lol
<Terrorist Sympathizer> feeling no bra i grab at your shirt and tear it off you ripping it in two
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> aw this shirt is to cute!
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i kiss your lips and put your hnads on my hips
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i pick you up and slam you on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh oh be gentle!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I genlty brush the hair off you face
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ah nice yeah
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slide my hands down your body to remove the rest of your clothes
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i sit up and start to pull off your shirt
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I smack your hand and shove both your shoulders back down on the bed
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> OO! alright tough guy
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> i lean my head back hoping youll kiss my neck
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I do just that. And now that your body is entirely naked, I reach down into my giant bedside cooler and remove an ice cube.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh kinky! I like!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I slowly rub the ice cube from your forehead down aroundyour neck
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh yes pleas keep going
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I rub the ice around the outside of your breasts
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ahhh yes baby
<Terrorist Sympathizer> then I rub the ice around your nipples and watch them perk up in pleasure
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmm nicee
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Seeing as how you are enjoying this I reach down for several more cubes and psread them all over your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> oh! :O Cold! ahh but a nice cold
<Terrorist Sympathizer> i continue spreading the ice around like a child using fingerpaints for the first time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> wow im shivering! but i reach up and grab your shoulders in delite
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I knock your hands aside and decide to go for it
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> yes yes!!! GO Do it!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Okay then. Using my rippiling muscualr arms...
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> mmmmm yes..
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I pick up the heavy cooler and dump the entire 5 pounds worth of ice all over you completey covering your body
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> WHAT????!!!!!!!!!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I hear a faint gasp but lay firmly on top of you to prevent you from moving. My clothes are getting soaked but keeping much the cold out.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> AHHH!!! GET OFF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL LOL
<Terrorist Sympathizer> NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ALLRIGHT!!!! HEY! haha this is geting wierd!
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Damn Still alive. I reach through the ice sifting around until I find your nose and I squeeze your nostrils together.
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ...
<Terrorist Sympathizer> While my palm shoves some ice cubes further down your throat that you were trying to desperately to gag out
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ok stop Please! llok. im on the bed naked no ICE CUBES and i;m rubbin my tits 4u
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Some dying gurgling sound escape your body that strangely sound like words. But no matter youare just about dead
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I start to remove my clothes and smile knowing i won't ahve to wear a condom this time
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** YOU THSI ISNT FUNNYYOUSICK ****
<Terrorist Sympathizer> ah yes i'm so ready as my raging erection tears it's way free and dives into the pile of melting cubes searching for the quickly extinguishing warm spot
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> ****U****U****U STOPIT
<Terrorist Sympathizer> I find it sucess! I finish immediately, but not to worry, you'll body will keep a little longer...as long as I keep it on ICE! hahahahahahahaahah
<Soccer and BOYS Oh My!> **** THIS WHAT TEHE **** IS TYOUR PROGBLEMS!! YOUR ****DE BEY SICK****ER
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Hello? Are you still there?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> C'mon I'm ready for another round what do you say?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> It says you are away. You do know you aren't really dead right?
<Terrorist Sympathizer> Does this mean we won't be doing this again?

tl;dr

then why repost it you **** moron

Your parrot flies away!

Small addition. The fourth thing was just me typing random things and watching FB autocorrect.

that last post trashed epic thread. Good bump though.

Sick!

this thread is aids

thanks for the bump. 5* lol at bloodninja, epic stuff!

rofl, the ice part was good

Thread doesn't deserve 4 stars sorry. Nerdy online chat= fail for me.

Any thread kevmode doesn't approve of is probably pretty solid.

Lui Big L (Observer): that sh.it's freaky like the time I did mushroms on a date

Thread saver



BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

rofl

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi male 15 looking for a girl ages 13-45
You: 45 ??????????
Stranger: wha?
You: wtf?
Stranger: i like older women