Beat: she was alone outside, crying and starving (but she's fine now)
Variance: I'm letting BBV name her

Pics of kitten:




I'm probably going to keep her at least until she's weaned and old enough to get her shots, so try and make it a name that's not too crazy for her future owners to use? (LOL impossibru BBV challenge)

Characteristics to consider: has yet to learn my hand and power cords are not chew toys, scratched up my arm enough climbing around on me that I look like an emo kid now, rarely sits still and if she does it's only because she's all tuckered out from scampering around adorably

I need something to call her because all the advice says you're supposed to talk to them but I don't wanna be all like "hey, cat" or "you there"

aaand GO

Wafflecrush

BUMBS

That or that

White Magic

Kevmode's mercy

BLACK MAN'S PENIS

+1

So jelly!!!

whaaaaaat cutest thing ever, name her bandersnatch

100% cereal about BBV naming her

I have veto power however so expect names I can tell other people in public without being looked at funny to be more likely accepted than something like "cooch destroyer"

I still think BBV can be creative within this framework and if there's an overwhelming majority in support of a name, even if I don't like it, then who am I to question BBV?

if you're chiming in for a name that's already been suggested, then help me keep count by going +2 or +3 if you're the 2nd or 3rd in favor instead of another +1 -- we'll tally the results at some point in the future before too long

KNOB JOCKEY

Variance

She looks a little bit like a Gremlin in the second pic, but I'm not certain that's a totally acceptable name for a kitty...

Nemo