So I was playing a rebuy on merge. Nothing strange until I'm moved to a table with "Ashleythegrinder" who's running like god.

I am slightly tilted so I say:
"Ashley why are you mashing buttons and not mashing potatoes?"

She flips the **** out (understandably). I wish I saved the chat but I didn't think about it at the time.

I remember my favorite from her was "I'm a 4 year college student, so I'm prob smarter than you." LOOOOOOOL.

After replying to a select few of her outbursts with more sarcasm, I say HU4ROLLZ!

She tries to call my bluff with "open a table, yeah that's what I thought."

I then say I have a table open and she sits.

I bust her in 9 hands.

Profit.

(To any wimenz reading this, I am not actually sexist. I just wanted to needle her and it turned out to be epic.)

[ ] Pics
[ ] HH's
[ ] Chat

see where I'm getting at?

Heres a phone box , tell someone who cares

[ ] use HEM/PT
[ ] knows how to take screenshots
[ ] knows how to save chat

Poker Beats Brags and Variance.

Im gonna take a shot in the dark and say that she probably is smarter than you

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...?t=2&rc=861215

Oh and ban for obv sexism itt

Maybe going to college wouldn't have been a bad idea?

maybe it was epic in your little naive mind, but trust me you're delivery isn't. Your thread sucks.

this

I found a new friend in google imo.

epic

[ ] HU4ROLLZ
[x] HU for $100

Inb4

"Cliffs:
OP is a sexist luckboxen."