How the **** is this a brag?

No one gives a ****.

Had the nuts in his hands

easiest ban ever imo

$3 tourney? Are you serious? Ban the man.

And nice check on the river op.

so 2009

totally this

did you at least say "ty" before calling ?

fyp

That was one of the best bbv threads ever. I hope that OP is okay.

this reminds me of that gay poker site from a few years ago, they spread a variant of hold'em where straights didn't play.

i got you beat, at the Taj 1/2 in AC, the 2/5 game broke and some of them came to our table, ~$500 in my stack and covered by everyone else in the hand. 6 players to the flop, I flop royal flush, checked the small blind and the action after me goes: bet, raise, all in, all in, all in, i call, the first bettor calls all in, and the second raiser mucks. Ship the >$2500 pot at 1/2 and the cardroom's royal flush bonus too. The flop was AJT hearts, i had KQhh. The initial bettor and the last one to call all in held A5o (lol), but the other three had more reasonable hands: a lower flush, set of tens, and broadway. this is basically the luckiest thing you can ever have happen to you and i've been running like dog$!@# ever since. cool story bro i know.

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