Me: Superhero
Usually very LAG. Really switched gears this hand as most of you everyday hero’s cannot. Proving myself as a SuperHero.

Villain: wannabe LAG. Not much else to say. Kid’s got heart. But when you are a villain in Gotham you got to deal with Batman, when you are a villain in Metropolis you got to deal with Superman, and when you are a Villain at my table-you got to deal with 1stSeatChange.

Background: When the Villain enters I look at him and tell him that “I am going to **** you up.” He just looks at me. When he does not respond I look at the dealer on my right and tell her that “I am going to **** this guy up.” She just looks at me.

I have Villain covered obv. 800 effective.

SuperHero UTG 2s2c raise 12 obv.
V 3! UTG+1 35
Villain does not respect my raise. I call to make good on my earlier promise.

Flop 3c9c5d
SuperHero checks.
Villain bets $30.
SuperHero calls to balance continuation range. Superhero also does not want to scare away the villain at this point. I block flush and straight draws. Kid is drawing thin.

Turn Th
Great card for me. The board now blocks any of his T’s. Check for value. Villain deposits $55 into my retirement fund. Call to balance LAG image.

River 3s
Now I make bottom two pairs. Usually I will fast play bottom two, this time I check for deception. Villain takes the bait. He lights $100 won fire as he tosses chips into the middle. Villain is met with a SuperHero snap call.

Villain shows KsQh.

Ship.

Training site coming soon.

Is this supposed to be entertainment or are you looking for help?

Not bad, I chuckled.

Can somebody get OP the help he needs?

Story would have been a lot more entertaining if OP and the villian had had a fight in the parking lot instead of making verbal threats.

Background: When the Villain enters I look at him and tell him that “I am going to **** you up.” He just looks at me. When he does not respond I look at the dealer on my right and tell her that “I am going to **** this guy up.” She just looks at me.

I appreciate this.

If a SuperHero needed help he would not ask a civilian.

Thank you. I am not experienced at fistfighting. But I would fight this kid.

We can train you in fistfighting. Fidstar is Australian.

He can also ascertain the difference between multiple types of silverware.

way too advanced for my level, well done OP