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12-28-2009, 09:35 PM
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#151
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: IBANKING
Posts: 1,567
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
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Originally Posted by thamask
You sir are a idiot. Why would a superuser be bragging? especially on UB and turning $11 into 1 mega....
Sik heater and good luck op.
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no u. doubt hes serious.............
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12-29-2009, 12:26 AM
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#152
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 4,842
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
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Originally Posted by luckyjimm
For the love of God, please DON'T put a cent on FTP. I mean, why the heck would you want to do that? First, you'd get cheated, and they don't deserve any custom after their pathetic cover-up of the Cardrunners boys. Second, why would you want to play against the toughest players in the world and/or the biggest cheaters? Stick to UB and maybe try some Euro skins, but keep away from the big boys.
Let me join the chorus of people saying actually the best thing you can do is cash out a million...
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durrrr
Thank god people are this knee-jerk stupid.
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12-29-2009, 12:57 AM
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#153
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old hand
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The Moon & Antarctica
Posts: 1,986
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
XBLINK.........
that sounds so familiar.....I need to go check my AP player notes.
You play much 100-200 h/u sngs at AP?
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12-29-2009, 02:01 AM
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#154
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banned
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: ny
Posts: 612
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
[QUOTE=89blist;15595655]Hello 2+2,
As I promised before, I said I would write the long version of my story so here it is! (I'm a bit lazy, maybe I'll keep it short)
To start off, yes I did win a $11 donkament for a 1st place of $700ish, forgot the exact amount. Then as most of you know, I started grinding up from midstakes HUPLO to highstakes HUPLO for a week and turned my BR into 6 digits. After all the action died down at PLO, I took a shot at NLHE.
With NLHE, my BR was literally on a roller-coaster with high points of up to 1.3m and low points of about 400k. After a few weeks, I learned a lot of how UB regs play and exploited their weaknesses, which explains my sudden upswing in NLHE these past few days. I'm learning everyday, trying to cover my leaks and win at a constant rate.
Too bad PTR doesn't keep track of PLO or else it would show over a mil in profit. I can't find a single table of PLO thats 25/50 or higher anymore, I miss playing HUPLO.
Just a little bit about myself, I'm from Vancouver and I played poker for about 2 years. I only started online recently. I'm not isildur1(lol?) and I don't have other poker accounts. I'm just a new guy playing nosebleeds. Everyone sees me as a fish on the sickest heater ever but surely a heater can't last 2 months? I know I hear a lot of "cash out now, you'll go busto if you don't" and etc... but to be honest, it's my money and If I feel like I can win constantly, then I will keep playing. I am going to cash out at least half after Xmas though and build up the rest.
About graphs and pics and such, sorry I don't use any tools to assist me while playing(I don't even know what they're called).
To all the supporters, thanks a lot and merry christmas to you.
You can leave some questions here, I will try to answer them when I have time. *Will only answer reasonable questions.
-XBLINK[/QUOTE
I f$#@ing hate you
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12-29-2009, 02:31 AM
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#155
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journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Internet
Posts: 293
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
lolub
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12-29-2009, 05:13 AM
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#156
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old hand
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: In my 1950's fantasies!
Posts: 1,252
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
can't relay on PTR at all. yesterday he played bunch of hands against WHYDOULOOSE and dropped around 500K to him. if u check PTR it doesn't show any 200/400 hands they've played yesterday. imo UB tracking is somehow messed up and we can't be sure if he actually runned his roll up to cool million or not.
xblink was playing against some fellas and lost couple pots to WHYDOULOOSE, he said "gtfo i'm done with u", but after some time said "let's play, one of us will go broke today".
when they started session he got runned over pretty bad 4-tabbling, xblink lost around 500K, then he quit. after 5min he was back and they started to 2 table, xblink tightened up, but WHYDOULOOSE adjusted and it basically was nitfest, they stayed evenish.
xblink started to talk crap like he does all the time and WHYDOULOOSE said "u think u can talk crap all the time, i'm done with u, no more action", which clearly was try to hustle him to play more tables, because that's where WHYDOULOOSE's edge came from. xblink said sorry and WHYDOULOOSE demanded more tables, xblink said he can't 4 table (didn't mention reason, but as much we may notice, he could be running low on funds).
they started to 3-table and xblink got stacked very soon, he reloaded and they continue to 3-table. so basically he lied and he could 4-table moneywise, i mean he had funds to play 4-tables, but knew that he's a dog when multitabling. xblink turned thinks a bit around and won some money back mostly due to run good, he coolered WHYDOULOOSE plenty of times in big pots. he won back something like 150-200K, but then lost it back again and as far as my calculations stand he lost around 500K yesterday.
i checked WHYDOULOOS PTR and it shows him being up same amount as he was before yesterdays session (i checked his PTR before they started to rumble, so i remember him being up around 550K lifetime).
so basically:
1.UB tracking is inacurate on PTR.
2. he could be close to busto already.
does anybody know if he withdraw anything or not?
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12-29-2009, 06:06 AM
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#157
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veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 2,442
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
Good report Housewife.. I would defy anyone who has actually seen xblink play to not think he is a huge fish at any limit playing HU NLHE. Congrats on the heater, etc, etc. But you sir are a fish that has no chance of playing this high for long, so enjoy it while it lasts. (Yes I am a bitter MSNL grinder)
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12-29-2009, 06:35 AM
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#158
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: 3 betting ace picture
Posts: 6,637
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
wouldnt surprise me if he cheated...
would love to see this guy play on FTP. he won't do it though cuz he's scared. maybe he will freeroll some of his money and just lose it to ppl on FTP.
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12-29-2009, 09:21 AM
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#159
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: verified donk
Posts: 7,574
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
lol he didnt cheat
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12-30-2009, 02:51 AM
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#160
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journeyman
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: tampa
Posts: 240
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
lol the homie corbin got crushed
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12-30-2009, 03:06 AM
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#161
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centurion
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 159
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
This was a train wreck waiting to happen from the beginning. This is human nature at its best...or worst. This is why people slow down driving past car accidents.
On a seriously note, once XBLINK is done spewing his entire roll, I hope he doesn't do anything too stupid. I would definitely take his shoelaces away from him for a few months...
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12-30-2009, 03:24 AM
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#162
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old hand
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,288
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
he isnt broke yet since he was playing today a few hours earlier. he should give an update
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12-30-2009, 04:30 AM
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#163
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centurion
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 159
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
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Originally Posted by OwlHunterX2
good luck withdrawing from aboloute poker they seem like a scam site, chances are they will find a way to reduce ur payout.
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He will not withdraw. Trust me. He honestly believes he won't go busto, and he honestly believes if he does he can get it all back again.
I honestly believe this is funny.
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12-30-2009, 09:23 AM
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#164
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veteran
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 2,442
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
Got to give the kid credit, he is logging some serious hours. I go to bed and he's playing. I wake up, watch 2 hours of TV, and come to my computer.. and he's playing.
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12-30-2009, 06:14 PM
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#165
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centurion
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 173
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Re: Brag: From $11 to 'x'>$1,000,000
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Originally Posted by tcorbin16
wouldnt surprise me if he cheated...
would love to see this guy play on FTP. he won't do it though cuz he's scared. maybe he will freeroll some of his money and just lose it to ppl on FTP.
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