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03-16-2006 , 12:04 PM

MDoranD

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Party Poker $2000 NL 6 Max

stack sizes
HERO $2150
Villain $2425

HERO is button with A

Action:

2 folds; Villain raises to $50; HERO reraises to $225; 2 folds; Villain calls $175

FLOP: (Pot $480)

A

Action:

Villain bets $600; Hero calls $600

Turn: (Pot $1680)

4

Action: Villain pushes allin; HERO calls

River: 9

Action: No bets

final pot: $4330

Hero shows: A

; 4 of a kind Aces
Villain shows: An instructional hand rankings card and a Draw 4 Uno card

Results:Villain wins $4330.

Hero: "WTF?"

Villain: "Fish"

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03-16-2006 , 12:05 PM

yvesaint

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wow this is really funny.

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03-16-2006 , 12:06 PM

Hattifnatt

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ouch, tough luck.

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03-16-2006 , 12:20 PM

Dazarath

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Where do you find these rakeless tables?

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03-16-2006 , 12:30 PM

meccaNES

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Good question...as soon as i sit everyone just stops playing unless they have quads or the doomswitch in hand...

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03-16-2006 , 12:39 PM

Emilgence

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I don't understand how the Villain won. Maybe i'm not catching on to something here...

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03-16-2006 , 12:39 PM

DoomSlice

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LAME!

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03-16-2006 , 12:57 PM

danzasmack

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I don't understand how the Villain won. Maybe i'm not catching on to something here...

Draw 4 is WILD in Uno.

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03-16-2006 , 01:45 PM

DoubleTwentyOne

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I don't understand how the Villain won. Maybe i'm not catching on to something here...

Draw 4 is WILD in Uno.

So therefore the best hand Villain could've had was trip aces with an instructional card kicker?
Four Aces > Trip Aces

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03-16-2006 , 02:25 PM

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PoBoy321

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Double21,

The instructional card plays as two wild cards, so villain had 5 of a kind.

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03-16-2006 , 03:13 PM

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DoubleTwentyOne

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Double21,

The instructional card plays as two wild cards, so villain had 5 of a kind.

If the Instructional Card does indeed play as two wild cards, then Villain had a straight flush Ace-Five (Steel Wheel) as the best possible hand.

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03-16-2006 , 03:28 PM

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shmoosh

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I don't understand how the Villain won. Maybe i'm not catching on to something here...

Draw 4 is WILD in Uno.

So therefore the best hand Villain could've had was trip aces with an instructional card kicker?
Four Aces > Trip Aces

You underestimate the POWER of the instructional card kicker

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03-16-2006 , 03:48 PM

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uncleshady

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There had better be some of that third level sarcasm going on in this thread or everybody's getting %%%

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03-16-2006 , 03:54 PM

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PoBoy321

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Double21,

The instructional card plays as two wild cards, so villain had 5 of a kind.

If the Instructional Card does indeed play as two wild cards, then Villain had a straight flush Ace-Five (Steel Wheel) as the best possible hand.

Wrong. 5 aces >>>>>> Straight flush.

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03-16-2006 , 03:57 PM

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Autocratic

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Double21,

The instructional card plays as two wild cards, so villain had 5 of a kind.

If the Instructional Card does indeed play as two wild cards, then Villain had a straight flush Ace-Five (Steel Wheel) as the best possible hand.

Wrong. 5 aces >>>>>> Straight flush.

That's only in draw poker, noob.

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03-16-2006 , 04:01 PM

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MDoranD

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There had better be some of that third level sarcasm going on in this thread or everybody's getting %%%

Sarcasm? Maybe I should have posted my read on Villain. He's a 30/10 player, whos very talented at moves like value pushing, the semi-bluff fold, and the two lunga gumma. Look harder.

MDoranD

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03-16-2006 , 04:01 PM

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durron597

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I admire your brilliance and originality

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03-16-2006 , 04:06 PM

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uncleshady

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There had better be some of that third level sarcasm going on in this thread or everybody's getting %%%

Sarcasm? Maybe I should have posted my read on Villain. He's a 30/10 player, whos very talented at moves like value pushing, the semi-bluff fold, and the two lunga gumma. Look harder.

MDoranD

OP is exempt. I get it. The others arguing have to die.

P.S. Some dude in the B&M put his money in out of turn, the guy ahead raised and then the guy who had his dough in, folded. I told him he string folded. Nobody got it.

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03-16-2006 , 04:07 PM

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MDoranD

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I admire your brilliance and originality

I admire your trolling

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03-16-2006 , 05:21 PM

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Madtown

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I admire your brilliance and originality

No offense durron, because I like your posts and thought yours was funny. But it's kind of silly for you to link your purple horseshoes post as a criticism of someone's originality:
JSD's guide to straddling at low-limits (See "A Few Examples" by JSD a few posts down)

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03-16-2006 , 05:26 PM

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durron597

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I admire your brilliance and originality

Yes it was quite ironical

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03-16-2006 , 05:41 PM

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Monty Cantsin

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I think I've discovered the earliest known reference to this joke:

Player 1: I play the Seven Serpents.
Player 2: But wait! That is not even a proper card to be used in this game!
Player 3: Eh, I've heard this one before.

/mc

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03-16-2006 , 05:59 PM

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billygrippo

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Double21,

The instructional card plays as two wild cards, so villain had 5 of a kind.

If the Instructional Card does indeed play as two wild cards, then Villain had a straight flush Ace-Five (Steel Wheel) as the best possible hand.

Wrong. 5 aces >>>>>> Straight flush.

That's only in draw poker, noob.

poker is poker, noob. 5 of a kind wins.

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03-16-2006 , 06:01 PM

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Dids

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5 of a kind wins in every game I've ever played.

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03-16-2006 , 06:17 PM

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tomdemaine

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5 of a kind wins in every game I've ever played.

Not scrabble.

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