Cool story bro. Nah, good TR

Plus one, will read again! nice TR

Good story imo

Cookie:

Cookie is a ****ing live-wire. Boundless energy, nothing held back. Doesn't give a **** about what anyone says or what's going on around her. Self described "Little sex kitten" (wat).
Cookie enjoys hard liquor, relaxation and Thabighurt35's version of skiing. The entirety of the time we were interacting she would throw out little comments about how she wanted to be taken advantage of and would routinely jump/wrap her legs around me while just wandering around. Cookie also weighs about 110 pounds. After arriving home she sent a picture of herself looking perplexed, holding a vibrator because the batteries died and expressed that she enjoys communicating about sex with me because her friends don't understand her "tastes."

What's my play?

feed her

your play is to post pics and take her to Sushi and post TR

Get nudez

Post nudez

fyp

Send her to Canada, obviously. Pming address.

Yeah, Majik likes the skinnies

Introduce her to Handcuffs and get the three-way action going. Then post a TR so Sammy can get jealous.

Sammy doesn't get jealous. Sammy also doesn't read long posts unless he's really drunk. Sammy will probably be really drunk later tonight, but then he will have forgotten about AF's post.

+1

For Mr.mmmKay I will do this, but it must be italian as she does not enjoy the sushi.

Mr. FWWM fixed this suggestion perfectly, and make an honest attempt at honoring this request.

Will you sign for the package?

Gypsie wins!

pegging obv.

Morph wins!

Sammy just in the Sammy medal position.

FYP

+1

You punks are lucky Sammy had pork 2 times today so far. Sammy could make all of you cry just by using words. Words can hurt when used correctly by a smart person like Sammy. You won't like it. Lucky for you, pork makes Sammy happy, so he won't do that.

Beer

Sammy I would like to buy you a Carlsberg next time I'm in Copenhagen

You better be nice to Sammy then, or he won't allow it

edit: oh, Sammy read that as, you would like to buy a Carlsberg..He didn't see the you. Sure you can buy Sammy a beer.

eidt: Sammy's starting to getting drunk. Sammy's sees drunken PLO in his future

edit: Beert

Hi Sammy!

What are you drinking tonight?

Beer and some nasty Barolo red wine Sammy got in a gift afrom some dude at work. Sammy hates all red wine, but he figured it would be disrespectful to the guy, if he didn't drink it. He went on about how good it was. To Sammy a $300 wine tastes just as bad as $10 wine, but wth it's still alcohol.

Damn Windows update (KD4022715) is starting to piss Sammy off.