Hey Fred,
for some reason all my emails get answered by you, - thx for your entertainment!(thats not a joke its really a pleasure, love it)
best regards

Awesome.

-Hiway

Hi there, glad to hear it! Keep'em coming

Don't forget the times you got AA to KK and thought "You nits -
$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

Epic!

haters gonna hate obv.



Nice reply by support imo.

This is FAKE and not epic

FAKE

FAIL

posting on second page of epic thread

wow

this email is another reason why i hope pokerstars never goes public. a public company would never be able to get away with this.

PS is awesome, always was.

It was real you ****tard

ban

Wow Fredrik is a really epic guy! He painted me a picture today to congratulate me for completing the new years bonus in one day!

Fredrik FTW!!

I would like to thank Ch3ckraise on this original "victory song when I beat someone" Bing Blang Blaow $50 > Bankwire > ATM > Titt1es What a great thread. I've read it numerous times in the past 3 weeks epic

i feel sorry for ppl like you. reeaaallllyyyy sorry.
Must have had a rough childhood...i hope you never get children. And if it is too late....take it easy on em

This is so incredibly awesome.

Because of Fredrik's poem, I will state now that I am henceforth only playing online poker on Pokerstars, for time immemorial.

+1

+1

I emailed Pokerstars this afternoon with a question about private tournaments, but we ended up chatting about all sorts of things:

To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: custom tournaments

Hi there,
I hope your day is going well. I was wondering if it is possible to create private tournaments with re-buys available. My friends and I would very much like to do so.

Thanks,
XXXX
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Hello XXXX,

Thank you for your email.

At present the private tournament option available in the client are the only features offered. It is not possible to have rebuy private tournaments.

We apologize for not being able to satisfy your request.

If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact us again.

Thanks for choosing PokerStars.

Regards,

Howard
PokerStars Support Team

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Hi Howard,
Thanks for responding to me. Perhaps my friends and I could buy into the tournament in an alternative currency, such as tales of adventure, ghost stories, links to funny pictures, of descriptions of our favorite hamburgers.

Furthermore, do you think it would be possible to host private strip poker tournaments? We all have web cams, so it wouldn't be a problem.

Thanks,
XXXX

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Hello XXXX,

We appreciate your desire to be creative with these tournaments and it is obvious, you and your friends have a keen interest in poker. As mentioned, we can only accomodate you within the guidelines of the private tournaments.

Any arrangement you have with the other entrants are up to your own discretion as long as they do not interfere with our rules and requirements. If you require any further assistance, please let us know.

Regards,

Howard
PokerStars Support Team

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Thanks Howard,
We really do have a keen interest in poker. Did you see the World Series of Poker this year where Darvin Moon almost won, but Joe Cada won isntead? You guys must be happy that Phil Ivey and Full Tilt didn't win. Now Pokerstars can claim another champ!

Do you think Moon was really that much worse than Cada? I mean, neither of them were as good as Jerry Yang, but nobody ever will be, right?

Thanks, Howard!

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Hello XXXX,

Ahh yes the WSOP. Darvin Moon was an impressive chip leader but did make a
few mistakes. Head up poker requires not only skill but also an element of
luck but the key is not making many mistakes as east pot is crucial. If Phil
Ivey won, it would have been good for Full Tilt indeed but also poker on the
whole as he is such an inspiration to all poker players.

Best of luck on the tables and thanks for choosing PokerStars!

Regards,

Howard
PokerStars Support Team

Pokerstars support is awesome, always been real happy with them. Best by a long mile...but damn the site and its gross beats.

[ ] no gross beats on other sites.
[ ] no gross beats live.
[x] PokerStars support and software is unbeatable.

omfg this is just epic

So sick if real.

whew good the line is drawn there, good thing I just rubbed my tittays like chau when i read that poem, I was going to jerk it but thought, hey wait that would be crossing the line, and yes, confirmed by drybes that is in fact the line.