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Old 07-21-2007, 05:14 PM   #51
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names

It's not that hilarious, but my new favorite regular at NL50 is "fka9to5"
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:22 PM   #52
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:25 PM   #53
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:29 PM   #54
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First time I saw "OMGClayAiken" I laughed my ass off... then I realized he was sitting at 200/400 and I stopped laughing.

Also someone mentioned "OMGPokar!!" in another thread but that SN is only funny if he types "OMGPokar!!" every time he wins/loses a big pot.
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:36 PM   #55
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Omg, are you that shortstacker at FT 1/2?
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:38 PM   #56
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:03 PM   #57
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Lol winner.
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:09 PM   #58
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Lol winner.
I'm amazed no one's come up with a comparable Jerry Yang screen name gimmick yet. Any ideas?
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:25 PM   #59
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:45 PM   #60
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Lol winner.

I'm amazed no one's come up with a comparable Jerry Yang screen name gimmick yet. Any ideas?
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:48 PM   #61
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.
its called black humor
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:49 PM   #62
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:58 PM   #63
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ROFL_Copter...images of Homer Simpson running in circles on the floor....wtf
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:04 PM   #64
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"WP NH FU"
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:07 PM   #65
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:07 PM   #66
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:14 PM   #67
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propably means i love skat> skat is a card game
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:16 PM   #68
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sorry meant SCAT
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:28 PM   #69
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.
its called black humor
No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:31 PM   #70
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.
its called black humor
No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.
Stereotypes are funny DUCY?
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:31 PM   #71
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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"
Get back to your retirement home nit
HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.
its called black humor
No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.
wow that flew right above your head didnt it
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:36 PM   #72
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bodog is quite literally the palace of good display pictures.

It's always either a girl, a baby or what I call 'brilliance'.

The best example of this I have found so far:

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Old 07-21-2007, 07:44 PM   #73
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i have a winnar on my hands....far left



So obvious he edited it.
I lol'd hard.
the one on the far left is the worst, most of the others are good too.
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:49 PM   #74
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I always thought cts' nick was pretty cool
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:00 PM   #75
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my name on fulltilt is thepenisblue.
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