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07-19-2017 , 01:44 PM

#76

Maverick93

adept

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 733

Frogs

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07-19-2017 , 02:30 PM

#77

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In my day I would try to talk **** to people one generation above me and they would literally just stop and laugh at me.

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07-19-2017 , 02:37 PM

#78

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

In my day I would try to talk **** to people one generation above me and they would literally just stop and laugh at me.

you are really having a good day AF, maybe lack of work stress has unblocked your creative genius?

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07-19-2017 , 02:39 PM

#79

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Today is a ****ing fabulous day, must have broken out of my rusty Cage

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07-19-2017 , 03:38 PM

#80

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

in my day, you had to plan a road trip

in my day you would read a road map and have the following thoughts in your head

"3rd turn right, 6th turn left, 8th turn right, number 26".

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07-19-2017 , 03:41 PM

#81

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In my day you had to read 10 posts a page, every page.

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07-19-2017 , 03:47 PM

#82

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

In my day we sent 18 year olds off to war.

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07-19-2017 , 03:50 PM

#83

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In my day we ate beef jerky snuff and pretended it was chewing tobacco.

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07-19-2017 , 03:52 PM

#84

Maverick93

adept

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 733

In my day, whathas2****s played 1¢/2¢ on pokerstars.

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07-19-2017 , 03:55 PM

#85

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In my day this link showed you who whathas2banks actually is.

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07-19-2017 , 04:00 PM

#86

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

In my day this link showed you who whathas2banks actually is.

Lol at him posting his picture and calling himself a card counter.

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07-19-2017 , 04:43 PM

#87

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

in my day OP wasn't banned.

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07-19-2017 , 04:45 PM

#88

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In my day this guy had two threads and both were made better without his participation.

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07-19-2017 , 04:48 PM

#89

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

In my day this guy had two threads and both were made better without his participation.

So, like God, he creates something and then it goes better without his involvement?

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07-19-2017 , 04:51 PM

#90

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Basically. The other thread had a lot of memes in it though *whistles*

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07-19-2017 , 04:56 PM

#91

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Can God create a thread so big he can't delete it?

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07-19-2017 , 05:02 PM

#92

AlwaysFolding

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Soooo many threads getting deleted.

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07-19-2017 , 05:27 PM

#93

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

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Originally Posted by DougPolksMyMom

Youre like 40, and your profile pic is two slowpokes boneing dude get a grip on your life. EAD

In Sheep's day people showed such a beautiful avatar some ****ing respect.

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07-19-2017 , 05:52 PM

#94

TexasDolly

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 236

Lulzzz...Polk's Mom owned.
Thanks, fellas. Well Played all around.

PS: back in my day, when a toddler acted disrespectfully or talked back to a bunch of adults - he'd get a beating and a time out. Sadly, the world is a much different place today - so until the kid gets a clue...let's let the poor little snowflake hang himself, here.

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07-19-2017 , 05:56 PM

#95

TexasDolly

journeyman

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07-19-2017 , 07:11 PM

#96

Clueless Majority

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 166

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Originally Posted by TexasDolly

....you have a lot to learn, kid. You not only sound disrespectful - but also sounds like maybe you can't hack playing with the big boys. You don't fit in posting here and won't until you grow up (and mature a bit.). Don't come back until that happens.

Signed,
A 40 year old woman who can handle herself in these parts.

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Originally Posted by TexasDolly

You're right, I was in a nearly fatal accident 8 years ago and had an emergency hysterectomy, so my "parts" aren't really good as new. Good thing about it, is that I have always taken immaculate care of myself and happened to fully recover - that and the fact that I look 10-15 years younger than I am, helps.

Keep reaching, you sad little boy.

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Originally Posted by TexasDolly

Thing is, Alobar, I am not of the mindset that displaying ageism, sexism or racism in commentary is "good for the game" or the community. This poster exhibited all three qualities. So yes, I pointed out the obvious troll to the mods. Can you really argue my intent?

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Originally Posted by TexasDolly

I play professionally, actually.

Find a way to create/load an ACR account and let's do this.

Maybe ask mommy or daddy?

You wont need to worry about how to cash out.....

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07-19-2017 , 07:34 PM

#97

Strappz

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 656

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Originally Posted by TexasDolly

I play professionally, actually.

Find a way to create/load an ACR account and let's do this.

Maybe ask mommy or daddy?

You wont need to worry about how to cash out.....

Do people stills say, "Shots fired?" If so, shots fired.