My casino actually allows 18 year olds to gamble and play poker. Another positive is that it is only twenty minutes away from me, and the next closest is Foxwoods which is about an hour away or more with traffic.

I will often be asked by older guys "what are you doing here, if your only 18" or "you gambling Your parents money or yours?" The one thing that annoys me the most is when one guy starts busting my balls about not knowing the songs to the 70s and 80s soundtrack that the casino plays. The other older MAWG's start getting in on the action saying, "Hey kid, who sings this! This is the best music, not the hip hop stuff you kids listen to know!" they table starts laughing and I smirk, but under my smirk is a tilt that wants to stack this dude. They will then have a conversation about when they were young, watching bird and magic play and how that was "real basketball" and what they were doing at my age.

The advantage of being young is all the oldheads think that you are bluffing. They see a young kid and immediately assume that he Is trying to bluff of his money to you. That's why I like to only play premiums until I feel its write to table ace high when he folds his two pair thinking I have a flush. This puts the dudes on tilt thinking a 18 year old kid is bluffing and stacking a man who has been playing poker longer than I have been alive.

Speaking on behalf of all young players, to all Older dudes, we don't wanna hear who was president when you were our age and we don't care about what you were doing back in 1973

What are you doing here, are you posting on your parents account or yours?

Looks like the old guys are getting into your head.

Sounds like they are doing a great job.

Speaking on behalf of all old players, to all Younger dudes, we don't give a **** about what you wanna hear about.

play me hu

No money HU. The rake is too solid...

No. You will want to talk all day about rap music or Justin Bieber.

I see you just folded Quads in another thread and got owned by an old guy.

Then you came on 2+2 to call him racist and talk about him being rude to women.

All because he owned you at the table.

It's okay man, you're 18. You will recover and live another day.

you're the one who keeps stalking and looking at my threads and stalking me, going back to my point that the player I described in this thread is no different than you bud

So, you think he's white based on his forum posts. That's pretty racist

I'm stalking you twice?

I'm actually not that guy. I really say **** all to the other players, don't hit on the dealers and certainly don't act racist.

Don't be so upset a guy actually made you fold quads. It happens to all of us. Well... I can't say I've ever folded quads before... but I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people... well maybe not a lot of people, but some people...okay, okay, some people might be an exageration... but I'm sure there is someone else out there that has done it.

....you have a lot to learn, kid. You not only sound disrespectful - but also sounds like maybe you can't hack playing with the big boys. You don't fit in posting here and won't until you grow up (and mature a bit.). Don't come back until that happens.

Signed,
A 40 year old woman who can handle herself in these parts.

+1.
He's about to get owned here, as well.

Your parts don't work like they used to since you're getting older

Signed,
Everybody

You're right, I was in a nearly fatal accident 8 years ago and had an emergency hysterectomy, so my "parts" aren't really good as new. Good thing about it, is that I have always taken immaculate care of myself and happened to fully recover - that and the fact that I look 10-15 years younger than I am, helps.

Keep reaching, you sad little boy.

Can handle herself in these parts.....

reports post calling her old

Youre really self-conceited to come out and claim you look 15 years younger than you are, first off nobody knows how you look behind youre computer screen. Second off I was calling you old, not talking about your "supposed accident" this is about poker, not about yourself. Women these days man...

Thing is, Alobar, I am not of the mindset that displaying ageism, sexism or racism in commentary is "good for the game" or the community. This poster exhibited all three qualities. So yes, I pointed out the obvious troll to the mods. Can you really argue my intent?

Ah, fresh meat. So confident. So edgy. It reminds me of the time when I was only 17 and had to be circumcised after finding out my willy hurt when I had sex. Fun times.

You guys are rude!
Lol at folding quads though ...

You probably don't even play poker, you just say your supposed sad story of having your parts rearranged into a POKER FORUM, not a damn motivational story forum. Cmon man, you want pity from other guys on the website, cause you cant get pity in real life... pathetic.

P.S. don't disrespect Doyle Brunson by putting his nickname into your username. He doesn't deserve this.

Angry elderly folk itt

This thread has potential

Card him.

I play professionally, actually.

Find a way to create/load an ACR account and let's do this.

Maybe ask mommy or daddy?

You wont need to worry about how to cash out.....