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04-02-2008 , 06:15 AM

#201

defineluck

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 890

from a customer care point of view it sounds like the stars rep did a great job

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04-02-2008 , 06:21 AM

#202

Reefypoopoo

banned

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,626

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Originally Posted by futuredoc85

sry i was a little high there lol

pics of your wife or ban

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04-09-2008 , 12:59 AM

#203

Charlie_VB

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 221

die and be reincarnated as a different person

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06-09-2008 , 06:48 PM

#204

NoLimitLeagues

old hand

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,672

OP, do you have any more hilarious stories involiving:

-blacking out from alcohol.
-berating play money poker players.
-desperate begging for money to gamble with.
-suicide threats.
-lifetime bans.
-fighting with girlfriend while ****faced.
-failed attempts to outsmart customer service.
-your experiences with computers.

[x] alcohol problem
[x] anger mgmt problem
[x] gambling problem
[x] computer problems
[x] bankroll mgmt problems
[x] women problems
[x] sng problems (graph in other thread)
[x] outsmarting pokerstars problem
[x] moneygram problem
[x] OP thinks his biggest problem is he cant play on PStars

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06-09-2008 , 06:59 PM

#205

pokerloser10056

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 594

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Originally Posted by Elkman23

Plenty of programs that change ur IP or MAC address for free, don't even think that's necessary though. They can't get a name from an IP or even tell if it's a roommate using the same router.

WOW this is so wrong. MAC addresses can't be changed on a computer. And yes they can tell when roommates are using the same router.

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06-09-2008 , 08:35 PM

#206

JustAPrincess

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 126

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Originally Posted by NoLimitLeagues

+1
Love it

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06-09-2008 , 09:15 PM

#207

dxu05

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,632

I'm quite impressed that stars would turn away their own degenerates for a better causae.

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06-09-2008 , 09:46 PM

#208

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

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Originally Posted by Jurrr

ask the neighbours you are stealing WiFi from to buy a new computer so their IP address changes

THIS is true degeneracy in bloom imo

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06-09-2008 , 09:54 PM

#209

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

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Originally Posted by Dos

[x] More mentally stable than OP

[x] On par with OP in terms of computer-literacy

[x] Outside Screen-print Stars made while chatting with OP during his recent episode.

[x] Action stars should`ve taken instead of closing OP`s account.

nice hand

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06-09-2008 , 10:24 PM

#210

FF_Barret

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,096

After a long conversation, you made it quite clear that you have a problem
with gambing, and were desperate to satisfy your urge. I suggested that you
speak to a counselor, and you mentioned that you had a therapist
appointment on Thursday.

Gold.

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06-09-2008 , 11:03 PM

#211

pflyers1809

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 127

OP - have you tried to contact Daniel Negreanu directly? He may be able to assist you with your problem.

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06-09-2008 , 11:48 PM

#212

Foucault

Philosopher of Poker

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,729

Pretty impressed with Stars' actions here actually.

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06-10-2008 , 12:42 AM

#213

Snozynoze

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,958

Pastry yourself already!

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06-16-2008 , 04:20 PM

#214

IgrindU

stranger

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9

Dont worry you can also multi-table playmoney on fulltilt!

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06-16-2008 , 07:43 PM

#215

CnC

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,427

I am impressed with PokerStars ... thanks for sharing.

btw: They did the right thing ... hope you get help.

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06-16-2008 , 07:51 PM

#216

GregBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 107

**** stars

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06-16-2008 , 08:19 PM

#217

pokertime

banned

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 162

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Originally Posted by Duluth

You know what you have to do now...

LMFAO... That's bad.

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06-16-2008 , 08:20 PM

#218

pokertime

banned

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 162

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Originally Posted by IgrindU

Dont worry you can also multi-table playmoney on fulltilt!

The humor in this thread, does indeed deliver.

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06-16-2008 , 09:21 PM

#219

billybeartku

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,830

jus topen another account w/ another email w/ your gf's name. easy

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06-16-2008 , 09:33 PM

#220

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

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Originally Posted by GregBlazed

ok wtf, i was only in a play money room cuz i was drunk and bored and busto....

ive earned over 30,000 fpps in the last year so i 0bviously geenerated plenty of rake, u dumb sht

does anyone know how to go about getting a new account? move? new computer? whats the deal

omfg i lol'd for like an hour

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06-16-2008 , 09:59 PM

#221

CnC

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,427

Not sure you understand ...

PokerStars likes you but does not like you in that way, they just want to be friends from now on.

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06-16-2008 , 10:32 PM

#222

GregBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 107

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Originally Posted by Foucault

Pretty impressed with Stars' actions here actually.

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06-17-2008 , 01:25 AM

#223

runvnme

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,080

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Originally Posted by GIEFF

Just because you don't remember what you said doesn't mean it was wrong.

If you told a Pokerstars rep that you have a gambling problem, then you probably do. I've never told a lie when I've been as drunk as you say you were last night.

You can prove to me you don't have a problem if you stop caring so much about this and don't post here again.

This - plus the fact you brought up moving to get a new account.

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06-17-2008 , 01:30 AM

#224

runvnme

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,080

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Originally Posted by GregBlazed

lol salesbeast, i'm not whining u scumbag, i am telling a (beat) story of too much drinking and fighting with the girl and asking for advice on how i can remedy the situation to play on stars again.

......you dumb sh*t

i am willing to bet you dont have any girl problems.........besides the fact that u cant get laid.

pwned.

gambling problem

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06-17-2008 , 01:49 AM

#225

Pilkain

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,779

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Originally Posted by Jurrr

ask the neighbours you are stealing WiFi from to buy a new computer so their IP address changes

I lold so hard at this. If this is too much to ask have them actually move so you all win and you can play the poker again. This thread gave me more laughs than many recently.

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