listen dumbass, dont drink and dont worry about PS hunting your every move down. Just go to a friends comp, one who does not have a opened account from that comp, and just download PS, sign up new account under assumed name, and then just access it from your own comp later, use your friends name and info, for shipping checks. PS only did this for legal reasons, so they dont get in trouble down the road. Everything is recorded down to keep them clear of any wrongdoings, so don't worry. PS does not care if you live of die, sorry to burst your bubble into thinking that there wasting time making sure you keep alive, hell they probably would still love your rake if it didn't make them look inhumane after mentioning killing yourself (at a play table of all places). So get back to those tables, and leave the alcohol, and the lady friend seperate from the table, they don't mix.

suicide is way underrated

while its cute that you are constantly validating yourself by laughing at your own childish insults, I am in fact married to a girl that is hotter than whatever troll pissed you off enough to get your play money acct closed, and I have plenty of friends. I don't get laid every day, but then neither do you, or you wouldnt have been fighting with said troll. I also have lots of money in my stars account, and can make jokes that are funny enough for me to wait until other people laugh at them, rather than telling myself myself how funny they were 10 mins later in writing

very good ideas. thank you sir, much appreciated

/thread

too funny

explain to them you are the estranged Prince of Zimbabwe who has been seperated from the King due to a coup de tat to overthrow the ruling government and you need them to open your PS account so that you can ship them 50,000,000 US dollars in which they may take 50% but the other 50% will go towards starting a new life , however when they open your acct, do not ship them the 50 mill.

You should reread this one...... Since you find my own words so offensive, maybe your own will be more helpful.

update : ****ing scumbags

ok so i made a new account from my friends computer, with a different address and email address, went home, deleted stars, made a new user in windows, downloaded, and signed in no problem. now since i couldnt use the same epassporte to deposit, i was gonna do a western union deposit, but for some reason it said to write to support for assistance. i didnt want to because i figured it would draw attention to the account, but i did...now this ****ing bull**** happens

Hello Greg,

Thank you for your email.

As part of a routine security check it has come to our attention that

you are related to 'GJ81382' by shared computer or deposit instrument.

We would appreciate it if you could explain your relation to this
player
since we have an outstanding matter with this person. Please also
provide
a telephone number at which you can be reached.

Pending your reply and explanation, real money transactions from and to

your account will not be possible. Please understand that we have to
make relation checks occasionally to make sure that PokerStars remains
a safe and secure environment for its players.

If you have any further questions, please let me know.


Regards,

Shiana
PokerStars Support Team


random security check?? wtf is this sht...so i write back:


I do not know what you are talking about, I do not know of a
GJ81382...
>
> I recently bought this computer at a garage sale and set it up this
weekend, please let me know what is going on.
>
>
> I can be reached at (phone number)
...........................
Hello Greg,


Thank you for your response. Aside from the computer relation, your
account holds similar information to ''GJ81382'.

We kindly ask you to please provide us with a clear scan of your
driver's
license, or any other valid government issued picture ID. Email it or
send
it via fax at US/Canada Fax: 1-800-631-9050 (Toll free)International
Fax: +506-2295-6860.
Once we get this document we will review your case.

We appreciate your collaboration.

Kind Regards,
Rebecca
PokerStars Security Team.

WHAT SCUMBAGS THEY ARE!!!! **** THEM
.........................

this is ridiculous of you to ask, I do not know what the hell you are talking about. I will not send you anything, in fact I am insulted and I will just find another site to play at without this ridiculous hassle.

I will also tell all my friends about this horrible experience with your site.

sincerely,

greg




**** YOU STARS!!!

I'm thinking that your failure to comply with their simple request will result in your new account being activated............................. not

GODAMN POS PS!!!!!! Why do they make it so hard for someone with a lifetime ban to open up an account.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll llllllllllllll

**** YOU STARS YOUR ****TY ASS FOREIGN SITE CAN SUCK MY ASSCRACK YOU ****ING SCUMBAGS

stop being such a bitch and play somewhere else like full tilt

full tilt sucks, u cant even multitable without the software getting confused and freezing up. everyone knows nowhere compares to stars for the traffic it gets and the tourneys, can find any game 24/7 best software blah blah, unreal that they pull a random security check on my ass....what scumbags they are.....so pissed

yea, it sure sounds random

Lol, watching OP trainwreck this simple attempt at setting up a new account and the ensuing life-tilt, not to mention the hilarity of calling out futuredoc, who we all know from the wedding photos luckboxed hard in the wife dept is all coming together nicely.

what would u recommend that i did differently??? stars would have hunted me down, they are scumbags

Wow this thread rules. OP is my new hero.

lol stars

I hope 2p2 bans you next.

He'd just open a gimmick account. I mean, try to open one.

hahahahaha I can't believe you bought a new computer and still got screwed... have you ever thought that maybe "it was meant to be" that you don't play at stars?

btw futuredoc you're out to lunch