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03-26-2008 , 04:12 AM

#76

sickaz

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,305

get your 2p2 account banned too then commit suicide ftw.

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03-26-2008 , 04:24 AM

#77

jbizz54

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 639

buy four new computers

one of them is bound to work for you

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03-26-2008 , 04:28 AM

#78

montanad12

banned

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,746

Well played sir. Well played.
Next time just punch your girlfriend in the face IMO.

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03-26-2008 , 04:36 AM

#79

GarbageMan

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,413

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Originally Posted by Jurrr

ask the neighbours you are stealing WiFi from to buy a new computer so their IP address changes

I was close to crying I laughed so much

This could be thread of the year so far.............

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03-26-2008 , 04:42 AM

#80

terrible

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 687

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Originally Posted by GIEFF

Just because you don't remember what you said doesn't mean it was wrong.

If you told a Pokerstars rep that you have a gambling problem, then you probably do. I've never told a lie when I've been as drunk as you say you were last night.

agree completely.

jurrr: changing your computer does not affect your ip address.

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03-26-2008 , 04:49 AM

#81

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

Is this a level? If so it's a damn good one.

Beat: Played playmoney poker while drunk, ended up with a locked account.

Pwned.

I think the Stars crew is onto something though, you know, the truth comes out when you're drunk. lol

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03-26-2008 , 05:06 AM

#82

oscillator

SIWAS

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,364

I have a Cadbury egg rested on my belly button. That should solve your poblem.

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03-26-2008 , 05:19 AM

#83

GregBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 107

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Originally Posted by oscillator

I have a Cadbury egg rested on my belly button. That should solve your poblem.

I'm sorry, was this supposed to be a joke of some sort? Are you a comedian now?

fwiw, I'm sure the only thing resting on your belly button is a pile of your own spunk. gg sir.

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03-26-2008 , 05:20 AM

#84

GregBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 107

Thanks again to all the non-scumbags who have posted useful advice for me

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03-26-2008 , 05:28 AM

#85

GregBlazed

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 107

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Originally Posted by ToniTurek

Remove stars from your computer. Change the operator in windows. Download stars. Create a new account.

change the operator in windows? what does this mean....install a different version of windows? or do u just mean log off and log on as a different user?

i have windows xp fwiw

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03-26-2008 , 05:32 AM

#86

A_Junglen

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,883

Stars once messaged me through the client after I had made some suicidal remark several years ago.

I assured them it was taken the wrong way and they let me continue playing, but I was very impressed that they actually care about the well-being of their players.

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03-26-2008 , 05:39 AM

#87

tiltymcfish0

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,210

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Originally Posted by montanad12

Well played sir. Well played.
Next time just punch your girlfriend in the face IMO.

terrible thing to post.

Seriously man, just get away from game for awhile, sounds like you could use the break. Come back to Stars in a few months or whatever, however long you need, explain to them what steps you've taken to "recover" blah blah whatever and they'll probably reinstate ya.

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03-26-2008 , 05:41 AM

#88

Conspire

*********

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14,925

I dont understand why you wont play at ftp for the time being since it seems you really wanna play.

Is suicide censored yet?

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03-26-2008 , 05:41 AM

#89

tiltymcfish0

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,210

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Originally Posted by sickaz

get your 2p2 account banned too then commit suicide ftw.

also terrible wtf is with some of you?

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03-26-2008 , 05:49 AM

#90

GarbageMan

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,413

On a serious note check this out might help you......http://whatismyipaddress.com/staticp...-my-ip-address
Not sure this is much use though as the modem is in your neighbours house?

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03-26-2008 , 06:11 AM

#91

Jurrr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,736

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Originally Posted by terrible

jurrr: changing your computer does not affect your ip address.

wow some of you are almost as ******ed as the OP

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03-26-2008 , 06:29 AM

#92

IDropDeuces

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 164

just stfu OP.

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03-26-2008 , 06:31 AM

#93

oscillator

SIWAS

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,364

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Originally Posted by oscillator

I have a Cadbury egg rested on my belly button. That should solve your poblem.

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Originally Posted by GregBlazed

I'm sorry, was this supposed to be a joke of some sort? Are you a comedian now?

fwiw, I'm sure the only thing resting on your belly button is a pile of your own spunk. gg sir.

In trying to remedy certain shtty instances I tend to take an unorthodox approach. But to be fair I did jerk it to your conundrum.

Last edited by oscillator; 03-26-2008 at 06:32 AM. Reason: skeet! skeet! skeet!

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03-26-2008 , 07:13 AM

#94

Crouchinho

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 26

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Originally Posted by Duluth

You know what you have to do now...

tie yuor shoes?

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03-26-2008 , 07:21 AM

#95

whois

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 730

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Originally Posted by Duluth

You know what you have to do now...

i lold

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03-26-2008 , 07:27 AM

#96

terrible

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 687

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Originally Posted by Jurrr

wow some of you are almost as ******ed as the OP

this from the guy who thought ip addresses were located inside the computer.

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03-26-2008 , 07:42 AM

#97

supafrey

banned

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,549

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Originally Posted by terrible

this from the guy who thought ip addresses were located inside the computer.

The addresses are in the computer?!

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03-26-2008 , 07:49 AM

#98

mark'd

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 162

sounds like your account committed suicide

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03-26-2008 , 07:51 AM

#99

Jurrr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,736

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Originally Posted by terrible

this from the guy who thought ip addresses were located inside the computer.

are you like new here or something?

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03-26-2008 , 09:03 AM

#100

terrible

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 687

no, just too good.

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