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Old 11-19-2008, 06:28 PM   #1
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BEAT:Omaha chews my neck

finally got my dog s*** roll upto 222 dollars and guess what, I have 26 dollars. DO YOU EVER EVER win with the second nuts in PLO???? AK and 10 was out on the board and I had the j and the 4..guess what he had?????????????????????????WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I swear I always have the second nuts right across my chin, i hate this game sometimes!! .my fat girlfriend came home earlier and she went for some scan to do with the baby mad cus i didnt go i was like wheres the subway she looked at me like id pissed on her shins. she does the weird zig zagging of the eyebrows when she is mad and looks steamed up im like stop tilting. im scared she she might sit on me or something when I am asleep smothered by her butt and panties and they sometimes smell a bit leaky. she keeps trying to talk to me about the baby's little heartbeat im like i was about fire up a heads up table...she stormed off, well she kinda waddles..Im so low at the moment

I am at full tilt table blanc 25/50 heds up please come and play with me for my last 26 dollars or just talk to me I could use a friend..
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:30 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:31 PM   #3
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Re: BEAT:Omaha chews my neck

are you trying to make me feel worse
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:50 PM   #4
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are you trying to make me feel worse
I think you do that to yourself.
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Old 11-19-2008, 07:40 PM   #5
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Re: BEAT:Omaha chews my neck

Full Tilt Poker Game #9063566369: Table Lone Cedar (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:36:05 ET - 2008/11/19
Seat 1: rocksoleil ($44.30)
Seat 2: JediPokerTrix ($100)
Seat 3: orz orz orz ($174.65)
Seat 4: ReadRollHole ($300.90)
Seat 5: patbateman100 ($104.30)
Seat 6: King Niche ($20.05)
JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $0.50
orz orz orz posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to King Niche [7h 7c]
ReadRollHole folds
patbateman100 folds
King Niche raises to $3
rocksoleil calls $3
JediPokerTrix calls $2.50
orz orz orz folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 2d 4d]
JediPokerTrix checks
King Niche bets $7
rocksoleil calls $7
JediPokerTrix adds $3
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix folds
*** TURN *** [2h 2d 4d] [6h]
King Niche bets $10.05, and is all in
rocksoleil calls $10.05
King Niche shows [7h 7c]
rocksoleil shows [2c Qc]
*** RIVER *** [2h 2d 4d 6h] [8s]
King Niche shows two pair, Sevens and Twos
rocksoleil shows three of a kind, Twos
rocksoleil wins the pot ($41.90) with three of a kind, Twos
King Niche is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.10 | Rake $2.20
Board: [2h 2d 4d 6h 8s]
Seat 1: rocksoleil (button) showed [2c Qc] and won ($41.90) with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: JediPokerTrix (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: orz orz orz (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ReadRollHole didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: patbateman100 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: King Niche showed [7h 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Twos
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Old 11-19-2008, 07:45 PM   #6
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Re: BEAT:Omaha chews my neck

for some reason i thought this said obama chews my neck and i was confused
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Old 11-19-2008, 08:15 PM   #7
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for some reason i thought this said obama chews my neck and i was confused
i thought the same thing until i read PLO.
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:02 PM   #8
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Re: BEAT:Omaha chews my neck

OMAHAHAHAHA
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:11 PM   #9
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dude you obviously are bad. Just stop playing
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:50 AM   #10
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dude you obviously are bad. Just stop playing
NO!
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Old 11-20-2008, 06:05 AM   #11
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dude you obviously are bad. Just stop playing
dude you obviously are gay. Just stop posting

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Old 11-20-2008, 08:05 AM   #12
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:39 AM   #13
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she keeps trying to talk to me about the baby's little heartbeat im like i was about fire up a heads up table...she stormed off, well she kinda waddles...
Moar pls
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:47 AM   #14
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http://www.tableratings.com/overview/king+niche

dude, that $38 could have gone towards your baby's future, or a surprise abortion.
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:47 AM   #15
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jedipokertrix 100 nl really?
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