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Old 06-10-2008, 08:31 AM   #121
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one two teabag would be a lot better
Come to Thailand and I'll show you how this one works.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:33 AM   #122
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Old 06-15-2008, 03:43 PM   #123
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:57 PM   #124
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

I was just trying to think of the most epic thing this board has ever seen, lo and behold here it is! BUUUUUUMP
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:39 AM   #125
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Are there really people out there putting in 100 big blinds with jacks preflop?

Are there really people out there > 24 betting their opponents with AA preflop?

Surely this must be a hoax
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:42 AM   #126
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this thread was ahead of its time
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:59 AM   #127
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

Full Tilt Poker Game #7642718989: Table Fro (deep 6) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:06:30 ET - 2008/08/14
Seat 1: TehWetBandit ($1,244)
Seat 2: salami5000 ($1,778.75)
Seat 3: XJUSTRUNX ($1,574)
Seat 4: KidAcid ($4,106.75)
Seat 5: DSnyder766 ($4,769)
Seat 6: 20 Buck Spin ($1,000)
20 Buck Spin posts the small blind of $5
TehWetBandit posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XJUSTRUNX [Jc Js]
salami5000 calls $10
XJUSTRUNX raises to $50
KidAcid has 15 seconds left to act
KidAcid folds
DSnyder766 folds
20 Buck Spin raises to $1,000, and is all in
TehWetBandit folds
salami5000 folds
XJUSTRUNX has 15 seconds left to act
XJUSTRUNX has requested TIME
XJUSTRUNX: r u trying to 1-2 teddy me
20 Buck Spin: just call
XJUSTRUNX: ok

XJUSTRUNX calls $950
20 Buck Spin shows [7h 7d]
XJUSTRUNX shows [Jc Js]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 4c 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jh 4c 8d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 4c 8d As] [Ks]
20 Buck Spin shows a pair of Sevens
XJUSTRUNX shows three of a kind, Jacks
XJUSTRUNX wins the pot ($2,017) with three of a kind, Jacks
20 Buck Spin adds $2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,020 | Rake $3
Board: [Jh 4c 8d As Ks]
Seat 1: TehWetBandit (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: salami5000 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: XJUSTRUNX showed [Jc Js] and won ($2,017) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: KidAcid didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DSnyder766 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: 20 Buck Spin (small blind) showed [7h 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens

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Old 09-22-2008, 06:03 PM   #128
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

ONE TWO BUMP
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:14 PM   #129
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Oh no, I can see "the one two teddy" is about to join the online poker lexicon for the next 3 years or so...
turned out to be surprisingly accurate
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:33 PM   #130
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i am going to have to fold to all those 3 bet shoves now after this thread
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:58 PM   #131
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lets be careful not to overuse it.

me and my friends used the phrase "not even" too much , and although the first week was full of hilarity, the subsequent weeks decreased substantially.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:12 PM   #132
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it's really a 1-2 teddy
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:14 PM   #133
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

that guy might be the kind of chat.

god bless him for not raising with the set of 8s it was Tilly esque
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:05 AM   #134
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1,2ød
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Old 09-23-2008, 03:04 AM   #135
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really glad someone bumped my favorite thread of all time
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