Ya dood, please upload us some weekly video updates!!! Your life grinding!! In a way unique arena!!
Just be looking to spread your hussell, you cant steal from the same place too much!! They'll set up surveilance, catch you redhanded, and you'll be locked up because you wont have anyone to vouch for a residence..So not getting caught should be #1 priority! Start looking at neighbors houses, and thier animals, assuming your not selling animals where they're all buying animals..
And, how in the fk do you sell a cow ? You cant possibly walk it down the street to the pawnshop!!
Most farmers have burned the banks in the past, and keep safes full of cash..look for those!!!..Let us know where you'll be playing at!! I'll have the 2+2 mobile podcast van show up for a feature player profile, one like no other!!!!

its 100% fake, proven by his other threads

good story though

Well, that sucks, I was having fun picturing some underweight tweeker guy running down the street with 2 chickens and a cow, pursuing a poker boner...Thats dedication man

Yea dude you should definately buy a scooter.

Eggstra Eggstra read all about it.

good eggsample of degeneracy..

the story of the hot granddaughter in the shed turns me on

Then one day last week, this salesman's car breaks down in front of the farm, and now he lives in the hayloft with me. But he's got an eye on the granddaughter too, so I may have my eggs with a side of salesman tomorrow.

Oh, and there's 3 cocksized holes in the east wall. I don't know what they are for...yet...

hahaha

Rob old people?

This story is horse $hit

lold

Lol

Carton empty. Op do you deliver?

"Use my egg money" made me legit spit out my drink on my keyboard well played OP

As long as OP is telling fake stories, I'd rather here about the two people his dad shot than barn living.