i like when the stories dont even try to stay remotely realistic. Also the image of your dad kneeing you in the balls is funny.

Another non funny made up story.

Sigh...at least make them semi believable and slightly funny.

sir, you are an inspiration

gonna be a long way to sell eggs to try and save up 10k o.o

I liked this story, good work op

I thought the story was eggcellent!

The first post in this thread was fabricated, it is really obvious. You guys are gullible

nothing gets past isildur.....

Thanks for clearing up the confusion there Isi.

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Sorry guys havent been able to get back to a computer until now, at friends house. Ill borrow a camera and take pics Im 100% living in a barn

I gave up selling eggs you make like nothing doing that. You sell a few cartons and its like $10. I spoke to another farmer when he bought some eggs off of me. He has a cow farm only but was thinking of getting into the chicken business. So I stole some of these guys chicks and sold them to him for $12 a chicken. I stole about 12 so far. I overheard them talking and they think coyotes are taking their chickens so whatever. They have hundreds of them anyways.

He has hundreds of cows too well maybe 100. Im thinking of selling a few of them I was told I could get about $300 per cow. So If I sell minimum 4 Im doing okay. but I gotta make it look like they ran away cause they will call the cops.

Ive been eating beans and hot dogs non stop so this is getting old fast. All the money I have to my name is $147. I wont go on welfare, I refuse to lower myself to that. I got great ideas and this will work out for me somehow

Dude.

Get food stamps > buy food > line your barn area with food > impress granddaughter with food > have barn sex >>>>>>>>> sell infant so you can buy a scooter

Your fowl plan will yield mediyolker results imo.

together with his update, these posts are pure gold. well done