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Old 05-23-2012, 04:20 AM   #31
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Re: Beat: Got kicked out and living in a barn

not bad lol
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Old 05-23-2012, 04:53 AM   #32
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i like cocaine sell it to me
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:55 AM   #33
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Old 05-23-2012, 08:09 AM   #34
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Eggsellent story my friend. I will now use the phrase "I needy some more egg money" next time I drag a big pot live... And I have a story to back up the phrase if anyone is foolish enough to ask. Of course in my story I bone the girl and the grandmother while the chickens watch

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:14 AM   #35
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No money in (creative writing) diary, everyone is solid.
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Old 05-23-2012, 09:35 AM   #36
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Re: Beat: Got kicked out and living in a barn

Ask her if she likes chicken?

If yes say suck my co==ck it's FOWL
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:29 PM   #37
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was hoping the op is Byrung
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:31 PM   #38
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Re: Beat: Got kicked out and living in a barn

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see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:38 PM   #39
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see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:52 PM   #40
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One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
yeah... you mean make it publically legal and obvious what every country is doing anyways?

but now we are off topic...

back to our eggselent adventure.

what happens next OP? I'm eggspecting more gripping stories.
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:32 PM   #41
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Op slept with girl then came down with a serious case of eggzema
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Old 05-23-2012, 05:23 PM   #42
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see that britcops show the other night a Welsh boy had been picked up trippin out his face on shrooms and admitied it to the cops,

Now i thought beeing under the influence but have nothing on you it isnt an offence (unless driving)
but that gave them the right to search his house without even having intent to supply,

Is this just English/Welsh law or what

so be very careful what you say and do
Going to see The View I was taking ecstasy and the police asked me if I had and said they can't do anything if I have just consumed it and having nothing on me so said yes, they just took my details and let me on my way!

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One thing that is pretty f***ed up about the UK is how the tories want to implement a bill which allows the government to watch your every move online. Big Brother is watching.
This getting pressed on us scares me!
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Old 05-23-2012, 05:41 PM   #43
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no egg money in barns, everyone is squatting
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:14 PM   #44
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No money in barns; everything's squalid.
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:18 PM   #45
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Re: Beat: Got kicked out and living in a barn

almost believable.

btw, how did you eat the eggs? raw?

also, inb4 pics etc etc..
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