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Old 05-22-2012, 09:27 AM   #16
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First off I feel bad for what I did. I was all cocked up playing poker and kept losing.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:31 AM   #17
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not one word of truth, but very well presented and entertaining yarn!
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:39 AM   #18
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[ ] True story.
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:05 PM   #19
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lol
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:10 PM   #20
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Good story
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:23 PM   #21
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Sell cocaine not eggs. More money in drugs than poultry, bro.

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Old 05-22-2012, 04:55 PM   #22
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No money in dairy everyone's solid
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Old 05-22-2012, 05:14 PM   #23
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Don't milk it
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Old 05-22-2012, 05:22 PM   #24
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didnt read but gonna guess you've been getting friendly with your new flatmates
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Old 05-22-2012, 05:30 PM   #25
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True or not would be entertaining if you posted some pictures. That's what a good BBv story needs!
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Old 05-22-2012, 05:52 PM   #26
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the funny part about this meme is that the person who created it probably used their own phone.. not the meme itself.
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:32 PM   #27
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Lol what are you going to say to the girl. "Hey you dont know me but i been living in your grandpas attic for awhile"
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:38 PM   #28
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Lol what are you going to say to the girl. "Hey you dont know me but i been living in your grandpas old barn that smells like crap for awhile"
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:45 PM   #29
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Just want to add these old people have a smokin hot grandaughter. Im going to approach her one day and try and **** her or something. I think she will but of course I wont be all creepy about it. Maybe Ill use my egg money, rent a car and take her out for dinner.

My dad told me if I ever go back he will kill me and dump me in an old well. I believe him, hes actually shot two people before. He is insane and I should have thought about this when running up the CC. I love my family and I will get their respect back. Well I hope so
Highly doubt it
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:47 PM   #30
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do you owe egg-zactly 10K?
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