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06-07-2013 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by pipp
I want you to post a picture of yourself in this thread, holding one of your own turds. You don't have to eat it, or stick it in your mouth or anything. Just holding up a turd in your bare hands. It has to be a good quality photo so we can tell it's real. Then $20 is yours.
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Originally Posted by Buster the Clown
ten bucks for Iholdmyturdsfor$ on Pokerstars
Scums itt.
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06-07-2013 , 01:19 AM
thread is awesome

i live in USA#1 so no stars obv. if you have a lock poker account i will ship you 5$. if you don't have an account, i would suggest creating the screen name iholdmyturds4$. s.n. should be available.

might as well do something useful with my lock poker money


pm me the email address you created your lock account with and s.n.

Last edited by pro_FLUFFER; 06-07-2013 at 01:26 AM.
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06-07-2013 , 01:26 AM
This week thread!

Last edited by NUCLEAR_1945; 06-07-2013 at 01:27 AM. Reason: almost forgot to write "EAD OP!"
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06-07-2013 , 01:53 AM
those who offered should pay the man his poop monies.

and OP should clearly do whatever he can to get his s****y hands on some more $$ so he can build up a roll, and then luckbox his way to riche$
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06-07-2013 , 02:10 AM
$30 sent on FT, gl OP!
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06-07-2013 , 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CappieXL
$30 sent on FT, gl OP!
Looks like someone's paid our debts for us! $20 for the turd in hand and $10 for the SN.

There you go OP, don't degen your new found ****ty hand bankroll all in one go! lol

I was in tears laughing btw, thanks.


PS: Hope you don't have any more ****ty hands when you're at the tables!
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06-07-2013 , 04:00 AM
Perma Marketplace bans for non-payers IMO. Seriously, it's only $20
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06-07-2013 , 04:09 AM
Although someone was benevolent and shipped $30, a debt is a debt and he is still owed by the original people IMHO.

I guess BBV has a new term.... EAP OP?
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06-07-2013 , 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by pipp
Looks like someone's paid our debts for us! $20 for the turd in hand and $10 for the SN.

There you go OP, don't degen your new found ****ty hand bankroll all in one go! lol

I was in tears laughing btw, thanks.


PS: Hope you don't have any more ****ty hands when you're at the tables!
uhhh no.

That is still your debt. You said you would pay, op delivered. So now you must pay or be banned. mods will do as neccesary

Someone else didnt pay your debt, they paid for themselves becuase they wanted to. Stick to your word for **** sake
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06-07-2013 , 04:17 AM
Ohh... I love paying ppl for doing stupid stuff...

Write when ure broke again and ill def give u a new BR for som stupid stuff

What part of the world do u live in btw?
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06-07-2013 , 04:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pipp
Looks like someone's paid our debts for us! $20 for the turd in hand and $10 for the SN.

There you go OP, don't degen your new found ****ty hand bankroll all in one go! lol

I was in tears laughing btw, thanks.


PS: Hope you don't have any more ****ty hands when you're at the tables!
You were one of the ones who didn't pay his debt and you try and wriggle out of it like that?!? WTF is wrong with you?

I think you need a hard time by which you must pay or be banned. It is now 0820 UTC. I think monies by 1200 UTC today or permaban. Does that sound fair everyone? 3hrs 40 mins and counting.
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06-07-2013 , 04:30 AM
$20 is a significant chunk of my bankroll.

I propose that someone take on my debt, if I too, post a picture of me holding a ****, complete with flag and 2+2 SN?
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06-07-2013 , 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesterful
I guess BBV has a new term.... EAP OP?
found this thread just now...beat me to it.

+1 to permaban / IP ban the non-payer-uppers.
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06-07-2013 , 04:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pipp
I want you to post a picture of yourself in this thread, holding one of your own turds. You don't have to eat it, or stick it in your mouth or anything. Just holding up a turd in your bare hands. It has to be a good quality photo so we can tell it's real. Then $20 is yours.
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Originally Posted by Buster the Clown
ten bucks for Iholdmyturdsfor$ on Pokerstars

this thread...

Both of these Gentlemen offered OP money for "services rendered", either way both of you now owe him money as he has upheld his part of the deal.

You can't simply jokingly offer someone money to do something humiliating and then not pay up!
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06-07-2013 , 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by pipp
$20 is a significant chunk of my bankroll.

I propose that someone take on my debt, if I too, post a picture of me holding a ****, complete with flag and 2+2 SN?
Well that will learn you for trying to be a big shot in BBV. Ship it.
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06-07-2013 , 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesterful
Well that will learn you for trying to be a big shot in BBV. Ship it.
I need confirmation that you will accept my debt first.
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06-07-2013 , 04:46 AM
?!? Do you have a touch of ******?

I never offered you poop monies. I was stating that if you wave your dick around like some big time gangster offering poop monies but then don't pay..... You lose 'a significant portion of your bankroll'.

What a loser. Pay ze man his manies.
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06-07-2013 , 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Diet Ketchup
Yeh do it OP

I personally think people who get tattoos for cash are really awesome and have strong moral and ethical values.
LOL at this!
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06-07-2013 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesterful
?!? Do you have a touch of ******?

I never offered you poop monies. I was stating that if you wave your dick around like some big time gangster offering poop monies but then don't pay..... You lose 'a significant portion of your bankroll'.

What a loser. Pay ze man his manies.
Pay him $20, and you get another pic of poop with flag etc from me.


Or if you don't - I will accept confirmations of acceptance of debt from any other 2+2er.
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06-07-2013 , 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pipp
Pay him $20, and you get another pic of poop with flag etc from me.


Or if you don't - I will accept confirmations of acceptance of debt from any other 2+2er.
3 hrs 10 mins till ban.

Good luck trying to find anyone round here to fight your corner... Scumbag.

Last edited by Jesterful; 06-07-2013 at 04:51 AM. Reason: Ead
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06-07-2013 , 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesterful
3 hrs 10 mins till ban.

Good luck trying to find anyone round here to fight your corner... Scumbag.
Lol, who gave you the master of time role?
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06-07-2013 , 04:56 AM
And one other thing, I'm getting an inferiority complex now, why is OPs turd worth 20 bucks, but mine isn't?
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06-07-2013 , 04:56 AM
I did. I think it's a fair amount of time and I am sure a mod will agree.
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06-07-2013 , 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesterful
I did. I think it's a fair amount of time and I am sure a mod will agree.
Well, anyway, it's not a witch-hunt here, the OP wanted to humiliate himself for money, he got $30. End of discussion.
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