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Old 06-23-2012, 11:18 PM   #76
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Re: Beat/brag woke up next to ugly girl + weird scrotum bumbs
infected penises are a part of the circle of life...you prude.
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Old 06-23-2012, 11:43 PM   #77
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infected penises are a part of the circle of life...you prude.
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Old 06-24-2012, 12:21 AM   #78
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As much as I like to respect the customs of others, I draw the line at infected man part pics.
I was curious when he said he was sending scrotum pics, I assumed this was AK looking to make every mod feel awkard as hell
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:11 AM   #79
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Fat bitch: total phone calls for today: 23 (unanswered by me), total messages for today: 13 (haven't responded to any of them). Pain factor 11/10

Going to bed soon, hope I will wake up to find this was just a bad dream.
Answer the call and ask her about the bumps. Either A) She will know what you are talking about or B) she will have no idea and think you gave her an STD.

win win IMO
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:25 AM   #80
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she's called you 23 times to tell you to get to a doctor immediately
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:51 AM   #81
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So, did he ever wake up?
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:01 AM   #82
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My prediction is that the fat girl is calling him 23 times because she has something wrong, too. They probably both picked up whatever this is at the barn.

At least check the messages. Hopefully you are least listened to them so you know if she is in the same boat. I find it hard to believe that she would call 23 times and leave 13 messages if something wasn't terribly wrong with her also.
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:20 AM   #83
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My prediction is that the fat girl is calling him 23 times because she has something wrong, too. They probably both picked up whatever this is at the barn.

At least check the messages. Hopefully you are least listened to them so you know if she is in the same boat. I find it hard to believe that she would call 23 times and leave 13 messages if something wasn't terribly wrong with her also.
There is something terribly wrong with her. She's fat.
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:27 AM   #84
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Was expecting people to make propbets on what OP has by now.
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Old 06-24-2012, 06:25 AM   #85
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jesus ****ing christ my eyes

put that **** in a spoiler
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Old 06-24-2012, 06:25 AM   #86
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NEED MORE UPDATES AND GO VISIT A DOCTOR DAFUQ
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:22 AM   #88
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Fat bitch: total phone calls for today: 23 (unanswered by me), total messages for today: 13 (haven't responded to any of them). Pain factor 11/10
Maybe she works in a research lab and caught some genetically modified ball-bumping super-virus . Call her dude, you might endanger the whole of mankind!
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:31 AM   #89
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I clicked on the scrotum pic.

Why did I click on the scrotum pic?

How do I get that image out of my head?

****!! **** **** **** **** ****.


**** you OP!!
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