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Old 09-02-2012, 10:52 AM   #1
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BEAT… Anyone play HU vs Stars for VPPs Bonus

BEAT… Anyone play HU vs Stars for VPPs Bonus

So I grind my days on stars and look at my cashier and see lots of vpps and know they can be changed for money woo woo sounds good?

But this is where you face Stars HU and the mind **** starts.

(Stars)So for 1000 points you can take $10.00

(Me) FU I have 13k points don’t need your $10 (yet shh)

(Stars) ok so would you like $75 for 6250 points you can have that 2 times that’s $150 just imagine when you click buy and then hit REFRESH then see you bank roll rocket.

(Me) sounds tempting I like the idea of watching my Bankroll go up.

(Stars) go on do it you know you want to.

(Me) but if I wait until I hit 15400 I can get $200

(Stars) you can’t have that right now can you but you can have $150 RIGHT NOW in your account. (hahaha he might take it ****ing addict)

(Me) but if I wait for 40,000 or 100,000 points I can get $600 or even $1600 (I am bluffing I don’t know if I can stand the heat let’s see what happens)

(Stars) that’s your choice but no one plays High stakes vs me that often (and if they do ill hit the doom switch see how quick you hit the REFRESH button when you’re on a down swing)

(Me) but I’ll lose money if I cash out early
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(Stars) really I did not notice that (HAHAHA that’s the plan degen, he’s going to snap and I’ll save loads of $$)

BEAT….
When I hit a down swing, Stars wins I hit the REFRESH and feel like I have been owned, can anyone beat this ****er heads up?

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Old 09-02-2012, 10:54 AM   #2
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Re: BEAT… Anyone play HU vs Stars for VPPs Bonus

wtf did I just read?

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Old 09-02-2012, 10:59 AM   #3
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:05 AM   #4
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not reading that ****

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Old 09-02-2012, 11:12 AM   #5
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sunday mill sat's ftw....
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:18 AM   #6
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not reading that ****

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Its not for you to read it wont effect you as you don't get any FPPs from play money.....
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:20 AM   #7
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How long did it take you to think of this OP?
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:20 AM   #8
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Its not for you to read it wont effect you as you don't get any FPPs from play money.....
rustled?
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:21 AM   #9
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about 3 fiddyyy mins
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:25 AM   #10
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rustled?
rustled me something up in the kitchen you ****ing cook
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:27 AM   #11
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:07 PM   #12
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Cliffs:
OP trying to bonus whore FPP's for a $200 bonus.
OP went busto before he could get the $200 bonus.
OP bitching because he could only get $150 bonus
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:29 PM   #13
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Monkeypox not busto HU for rolls any time ill even drop down to your limit is it 2 nl or 5 nl?
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:55 PM   #14
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Your not busto because you bought cash with your FPP's.
I would take you up, but I can't play on Stars.
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Your not busto because you bought cash with your FPP's.
I would take you up, but I can't play.
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