Beat: On a 4 day meth binge - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Brag: Still have enough Queso in the bank to register for the Bovada 100k

Variance: Switched to Schlitz Tall boys and Maverick full flavor menthol 100's about 4 hours ago. My dealer cut me off after i paid for the last gram with a combination of low denomination bills and change.

Extra Beat: Still plaving on Bovada, will post my " #" if i dont go busto in the first level.

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09-09-2012 , 04:08 PM

K Da C

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[ ] Interesting

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09-09-2012 , 04:11 PM

MrBump

WINNING

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Spoiler:

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09-09-2012 , 04:13 PM

Loose Caboose

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Booty bumps stopped working so i stopped tweaking

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09-09-2012 , 04:14 PM

RU 18 B4 I FU

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I don't like drugs, i don't like people that sell drugs, and i don't like dickheads that take drugs.

in short, OP i am now sure i don't like you so FO.

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09-09-2012 , 04:15 PM

Ayrayray

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you stopped tweaking as of.................

[ ] 24 hours sober

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09-09-2012 , 04:18 PM

Loose Caboose

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Just found a shard stashed away in my "meatlocker" gonna fire this sucker up and go apeshiet on my table

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09-09-2012 , 04:21 PM

MississippiGary

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change name to phil hellmeth

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09-09-2012 , 04:22 PM

dingo_khan

journeyman

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Originally Posted by Loose Caboose

Always reassuring to know that there is still money to be made playing online poker in the United States.

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09-09-2012 , 04:33 PM

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Loose Caboose

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Nothing too interesting, still above 4k. Gonna be patient and keister some schlitz

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09-09-2012 , 04:46 PM

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DjSkyy

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,735

i say good luck op, bbv needs more degens like you.

and f to the u to all the haters who think adderall is fine and dandy for attn and focus at the tables, but if you instead call it tweak then drugs are bad mmmkay.

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09-09-2012 , 04:54 PM

#12

Loose Caboose

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Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 176

Just bagged my first scalp by busting a sb who had just doubled to 1300. He was in the sb and min raised to 160, call with q8DD, flop Q high with 2 diamonds. He bets, I shove, pick up a gutter on the turn and river the A of diamonds to send him packing. Back over starting stack.
Loaded up a resin bowl and am going to get highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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09-09-2012 , 05:20 PM

#13

Zomboid!

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 672

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Originally Posted by Loose Caboose

Nothing too interesting, still above 4k. Gonna be patient and keister some schlitz

Does this mean you're going to pour it in your butt? Kids these days...

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09-09-2012 , 05:22 PM

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Wilfred

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 748

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Originally Posted by RU 18 B4 I FU

I don't like drugs, i don't like people that sell drugs, and i don't like dickheads that take drugs.

in short, OP i am now sure i don't like you so FO.

You sound like a very narrow minded person and I don't like you

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09-09-2012 , 05:23 PM

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ConTheFruiterer

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Originally Posted by Loose Caboose

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09-09-2012 , 05:24 PM

#16

Oroku$aki

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Meth is bad for your teeth. Think about your teeth.

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09-09-2012 , 05:27 PM

#17

Loose Caboose

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Everything in moderation. Also booty bumps don't affect your dental health

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09-09-2012 , 05:31 PM

#18

JCB1983

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LC when you start runnin low be sure to put a garbage bag over your head to get that extra kick. Grind City baby.

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09-09-2012 , 05:33 PM

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bbfg

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So OP u hallucinatin yet? Or picking at something

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09-09-2012 , 05:33 PM

#20

ConTheFruiterer

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Originally Posted by Loose Caboose

Everything in moderation. Also booty bumps don't affect your dental health

By bumps you mean bumbs, right?

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09-09-2012 , 05:36 PM

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Loose Caboose

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My schizophrenia makes it hard to determine what is a meth induced hallucination and what is just normal. The schlitz levels me out and makes everything seem normal. Treading water with 5.2 k

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09-09-2012 , 05:37 PM

#22

Donnie Darko.

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Originally Posted by RU 18 B4 I FU

I don't like drugs, i don't like people that sell drugs, and i don't like dickheads that take drugs.

in short, OP i am now sure i don't like you so FO.

lol nit.

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09-09-2012 , 05:37 PM

#23

Loose Caboose

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no by booty bumps i mean inserting liquid meth into my rectum via a mini turkey baster. It is a marvelous way to experience the substance

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09-09-2012 , 05:39 PM

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ConTheFruiterer

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Originally Posted by Loose Caboose

no by booty bumps i mean inserting liquid meth into my rectum via a mini turkey baster. It is a marvelous way to experience the substance

We gotta winner here.

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09-09-2012 , 05:43 PM

#25

Loose Caboose

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Just got my keister stretched to coke can proportions, bb flobbed an open ender after i made an open with 10 8 ss, flop 69 2, turn ten, bet call, river blank he value towns me for most of my stack....2

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