I ****ING HATE GUTSHOT CALLERS - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Why? Dude, are you seriously telling me that if you were in a situation where you had a gutshot straight draw, and it was 5 cents to see the next card, you wouldn't call? You would call!

Flop or turn, it does not matter. The rule ALWAYS applies.

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08-25-2012 , 07:37 AM

rigaholicconfessio

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i bet like 75% pot and they call with gutshot

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08-25-2012 , 07:38 AM

rigaholicconfessio

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more tilt, this guy should *suck my grapes srsslslslslslslsllly

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13791952

BTN: $27.21 (108.8 bb)
SB: $25 (100 bb)
BB: $29.03 (116.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): $26.35 (105.4 bb)
UTG+2: $50.98 (203.9 bb)
MP1: $30.19 (120.8 bb)
MP2: $23.09 (92.4 bb)
MP3: $24.55 (98.2 bb)
CO: $49.65 (198.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 5

Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $2.09, 5 folds, Hero calls $1.34

Flop: ($4.53) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $2.75, Hero raises to $6, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($16.53) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, MP2 raises to $15 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.50

River: ($46.53) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

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Last edited by wafflehouse1; 08-25-2012 at 09:32 AM.

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08-25-2012 , 07:38 AM

oNste

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It sounds like you are quite angry.

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08-25-2012 , 07:39 AM

oNste

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Originally Posted by rigaholicconfessio

Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $2.09, 5 folds, Hero calls $1.34

Flop: ($4.53) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $2.75, Hero raises to $6, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($16.53) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, MP2 raises to $15 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.50

River: ($46.53) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

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[ ] understands what a gutshot is

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08-25-2012 , 07:41 AM

rigaholicconfessio

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thats jut another hand from my tilt 500 hand starting session.. my first set hit in a 3bet pot this month..

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08-25-2012 , 07:44 AM

oNste

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Originally Posted by rigaholicconfessio

thats jut another hand from my tilt 500 hand starting session.. my first set hit in a 3bet pot this month..

A full 500 hands??!!?!?! HOW DO YOU FOCUS THAT LONG?!?!?

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08-25-2012 , 07:52 AM

Craggoo

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08-25-2012 , 07:54 AM

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08-25-2012 , 07:55 AM

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NVF

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Originally Posted by rigaholicconfessio

Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $2.09, 5 folds, Hero calls $1.34

Flop: ($4.53) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $2.75, Hero raises to $6, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($16.53) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, MP2 raises to $15 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.50

River: ($46.53) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

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[ ] good odds to setmine

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08-25-2012 , 08:35 AM

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MGraham

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Originally Posted by NVF

[ ] good odds to setmine

Calling 5 bbs to win 84.......16.8:1, chance of hitting his set 7.5:1. I can certainly see where your going with that comment......

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08-25-2012 , 08:37 AM

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oNste

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Originally Posted by MGraham

Calling 5 bbs to win 84.......16.8:1, chance of hitting his set 7.5:1. I can certainly see where your going with that comment......

Wrong again ******.

Odds of hitting a set are 9:1.

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08-25-2012 , 08:59 AM

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LUCIUS VARENUS

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Guy turned kings into a bluff because you played it like a set. Sicko.

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08-25-2012 , 09:16 AM

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MGraham

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Originally Posted by oNste

Wrong again ******.

Odds of hitting a set are 9:1.

I am astounded, who would of guessed that bbv trolls don't know how to play poker.

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08-25-2012 , 09:46 AM

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oNste

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Originally Posted by MGraham

I am astounded, who would of guessed that bbv trolls don't know how to play poker.

Lol at you calling Gavin griffin a troll.

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08-25-2012 , 11:29 AM

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Byrung

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I laid some beats on ya and it felt great. This was me after our sessions:

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08-25-2012 , 05:50 PM

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dzigi

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Originally Posted by rigaholicconfessio

more tilt, this guy should *suck my grapes srsslslslslslslsllly

Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $2.09, 5 folds, Hero calls $1.34

Flop: ($4.53) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $2.75, Hero raises to $6, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($16.53) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, MP2 raises to $15 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.50

River: ($46.53) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

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fold turn his gutshot got there

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08-25-2012 , 06:58 PM

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omnishakira

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**** you op stupid ass losing player

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08-25-2012 , 08:12 PM

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Mudrc

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OP how can you stackoff w bottom set on this board ?

also

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08-25-2012 , 08:28 PM

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NVF

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Originally Posted by MGraham

Calling 5 bbs to win 84.......16.8:1, chance of hitting his set 7.5:1. I can certainly see where your going with that comment......

immediately winning 84bb as soon as you flop a set

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08-25-2012 , 09:06 PM

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BlackFr1day

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Gutshot callers are awesome, but it's better if they call a river jam with a pair of nines on a double paired 3 flush board. Focus on finding players like that IMO

Cake Poker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: $13.75 (27.5 bb)
BB: $38.85 (77.7 bb)
UTG+2: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
MP1: $56.40 (112.8 bb)
MP2: $29 (58 bb)
MP3: $50.99 (102 bb)
CO: $106.93 (213.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $49.90 (99.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

4 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 3

(2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7.75) A

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($7.75) A

(2 players)
CO bets $9.75, Hero raises to $46.40 and is all-in, CO calls $36.65

Results: $100.55 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 3

CO showed 9

and lost (-$49.90 net)
Hero showed K

and won $97.55 ($47.65 net)

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08-25-2012 , 09:43 PM

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Mudrc

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Originally Posted by BlackFr1day

Gutshot callers are awesome, but it's better if they call a river jam with a pair of nines on a double paired 3 flush board. Focus on finding players like that IMO

4 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 3

(2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($7.75) A

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($7.75) A

(2 players)
CO bets $9.75, Hero raises to $46.40 and is all-in, CO calls $36.65

Results: $100.55 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 3

CO showed 9

and lost (-$49.90 net)
Hero showed K

and won $97.55 ($47.65 net)

inb4 bragging tard

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08-26-2012 , 03:34 AM

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rigaholicconfessio

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Originally Posted by Mudrc

OP how can you stackoff w bottom set on this board ?

also

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because a player like this has minimum JJ+.. i bet very small on turn because i thought even the biggest ******s wont be calling any more bets on this board