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Old 06-16-2012, 07:01 PM   #16
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you have a point but he didnt even leave money to get home lol. thats got degen written all over it.
Depends on how far you have to walk.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:05 PM   #17
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Depends on how far you have to walk.
It's Nova Scotia - 50 yards is 49 too far imo
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:13 PM   #18
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Not degenerate, just ****ty at poker and gambling and BRM and not making decisions while drunk and not being Canadian and making worthwhile threads and arranging transportation home from a casino and paying debts promptly and probably a bunch of other stuff, too
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:18 PM   #19
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Not degenerate, just ****ty at poker and gambling and BRM and not making decisions while drunk and not being Canadian and making worthwhile threads and arranging transportation home from a casino and paying debts promptly and probably a bunch of other stuff, too
yeah cause im canadian right im a piece of **** who sucks at poker. I was drunk ****off with your flaming
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:21 PM   #20
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lmao sorry mean't degen
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:21 PM   #21
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yeah cause im canadian right im a piece of **** who sucks at poker. I was drunk ****off with your flaming
Typical Canadian macho keyboard typer reaction. You want to do something for these people, but eventually you realize there's no helping them
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:21 PM   #22
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Re: Beat: 100% Confirmed degan

Can't be that bad if you come post a thread about it.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:26 PM   #23
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Typical Canadian macho keyboard typer reaction. You want to do something for these people, but eventually you realize there's no helping them
lol yeah ya got me im a macho keyboard typer your judging people bye the country they live in. You got some pretty macho typing skills
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:44 PM   #24
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don't be so mad

you only lost 400 canadian dollars, it's not like it's real money anyway
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:48 PM   #25
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don't be so mad

you only lost 400 canadian dollars, it's not like it's real money anyway
whatever u say
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:59 PM   #26
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Re: Beat: 100% Confirmed degan

your biggest mistake was going to the blackjack tables.

you should have went to the bathroom, thrown up, drank 3 coffees and smoked 10 cigs, injected some cyrstal meth, hit the poker table, buy in for 200 and pull an early days Mike Matauso.

you could have easily made it back if you were not such a degen...
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:06 PM   #27
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your biggest mistake was going to the blackjack tables.

you should have went to the bathroom, thrown up, drank 3 coffees and smoked 10 cigs, injected some cyrstal meth, hit the poker table, buy in for 200 and pull an early days Mike Matauso.

you could have easily made it back if you were not such a degen...
Hahaha even though you said it out of sarcasm you are totally right blackjack was a Big mistake imo whatever whats done is done. I did roll a 2 gram joint when i got home and smoked a ton of cigs. maybe I should of did that when i was there
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:14 PM   #28
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Re: Beat: 100% Confirmed degan

THis isn't a degen however....

this is the beginning of some epic degen-ness. He is a degen seed that has been planted in a fertile field, given water and sunlight and is just bursting forth from the soil...

He is a degen-ling... a degen in the making.

The path to degen-ness starts off small, busting out $400, then next time, not only busting out $400 but going to the ATM and maxing out his daily withdrawls of $500 (or whatever). Then next time, he does not only the ATM but charges up the ol credit card. Now he's really in the hole, only one way out of it. Time to hit up the payday loans....

And then BOOM, the worst thing in the world happens.

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Now, he's ballah and lives the life for a whole week until he hits another degen slide, but no worries, he'll pull out of it like he did last time. So he repeats the cycle, ATM, credit cards, payday loans... but this time it doesn't work. So he goes one level deeper...

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So, now he's ballah again, lives the life for a whole week or two until he slides down into degen again, but no worries, ATM, credit Cards, payday loans, then the trusty PawnShop to save the day...

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SH*T!!!! Now he's well and truly screwed....

That day is probably a few months away... But he's off to a promising start.

Everytime a Degen busts out, an angel gets its wings...
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Old 06-16-2012, 10:13 PM   #29
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Your all 100% right im a degen in the making i ****ing hate myself so much i really wish i had a gun tbh im tired of this crap i feel like a worthless piece of ****
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Old 06-16-2012, 10:33 PM   #30
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Unlucky
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