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03-29-2020 , 08:09 AM

ejames209

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NL Holdem $0.1(BB)

HERO (HJ) ($44.77)

LJ ($41.78) [VPIP: 91.2% | PFR: 22.9% | AGG: 32.9% | Flop Agg: 32.7% | Turn Agg: 29.4% | River Agg: 37.9% | 3-Bet: 11% | 4-Bet: 57.1% | Hands: 253]

Dealt to Hero: Kh Kd

UTG Raises To $1.90, HERO Raises To $8.15, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Folds, BB Folds, UTG Calls $6.25

Flop ($16.45): 4d 2h 7d
UTG Checks, HERO Bets $8.22 (Rem. Stack: 28.40), UTG Raises To $16.44 (Rem. Stack: 17.19), HERO Raises To $36.62 (allin), UTG Calls $17.19 (allin)

Turn ($86.70): 4d 2h 7d 4h

River ($86.70): 4d 2h 7d 4h Th

UTG shows: Ad 5d

HERO wins: $82.85

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03-29-2020 , 11:04 AM

FranFran

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Wtf is wrong with you?

Shut up.

Idiot

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03-29-2020 , 11:42 AM

Villian1

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You flipped your cards face up by the sizing of your preflop 3 bet. Screams kings. He was deep enough to justify the call hoping for an Ace on the flop (he knows you have kings) or a flush and straight draw. He got the monster flop he was hoping for and shoveled the money in against your naked kings. You got lucky. Enjoy your cheeseburgers.

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03-29-2020 , 12:07 PM

Morphismus

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Disregard those comments, OP, and go on chasing them 5c/10c whales!

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03-29-2020 , 11:30 PM

AlwaysFolding

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whale whale whale...what do we have here?

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03-29-2020 , 11:50 PM

ejames209

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Originally Posted by Villian1

You flipped your cards face up by the sizing of your preflop 3 bet. Screams kings. He was deep enough to justify the call hoping for an Ace on the flop (he knows you have kings) or a flush and straight draw. He got the monster flop he was hoping for and shoveled the money in against your naked kings. You got lucky. Enjoy your cheeseburgers.

1. I was thinking more of a stern yell, but perhaps that's just the language barrier between us. I have a user key for rosetta stone if you need it!

2. Again, this is probably the language barrier, but you don't understand my budget on cheeseburgers. A decent burger is $15. There are three meals per day, so $45 a day. There are an average of 30 days per month. That's $1,350 just in burgers every month. This barely covers two months. Time to move up in steaks!

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03-29-2020 , 11:51 PM

ejames209

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Disregard those comments, OP, and go on chasing them 5c/10c whales!

Thank you sir! We are getting the harpoons ready!

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03-29-2020 , 11:53 PM

ejames209

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Originally Posted by FranFran

Wtf is wrong with you?

Shut up.

Idiot

that's the nicest thing anyone on this godforsaken site has said to me

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03-30-2020 , 12:04 AM

Colin_Piddle

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This thread had nothing to do with moby dick.

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03-30-2020 , 12:12 AM

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fdevny

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Moby Dick always sounded like some kind of venereal disease to me.

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03-30-2020 , 01:10 AM

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GrindforDimes

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

This thread had nothing to do with moby dick.

I think it's some sort of metaphor, vague memories of AP Lit coming back

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03-30-2020 , 01:28 AM

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ejames209

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

This thread had nothing to do with moby dick.

ban OP for misleading title

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03-30-2020 , 10:14 AM

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RacerExTex

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Originally Posted by ejames209

1. I was thinking more of a stern yell, but perhaps that's just the language barrier between us. I have a user key for rosetta stone if you need it!

2. Again, this is probably the language barrier, but you don't understand my budget on cheeseburgers. A decent burger is $15. There are three meals per day, so $45 a day. There are an average of 30 days per month. That's $1,350 just in burgers every month. This barely covers two months. Time to move up in steaks!

I didn’t know Rosetta Stone offered a “Dad Jokes” version.

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03-30-2020 , 10:35 AM

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Tuma

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How big was it?

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03-30-2020 , 02:05 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Girthy. Long.

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04-06-2020 , 06:34 AM

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ferdinand

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Originally Posted by fdevny

Moby Dick always sounded like some kind of venereal disease to me.

AHAHAHAH ROTL !!!

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04-11-2020 , 05:22 PM

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WereBeer

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nh OP

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