BBV Episode VIII: Revenge of the Fish (aka KingFish's 10kPoast)(AKA The Well starring KingFish)

A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Saturday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."

The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on Saturday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because on Saturday, it’s your day in the well.

After way too many years and wayy too many posts and wayyyy too many threads, and after successfully avoiding creating a well for all this time, it's finally my turn in the well.

So ask away. I expect this to be a short thread.

Last edited by King Fish; 08-10-2016 at 11:54 PM. Reason: Fixed typo

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08-10-2016 , 11:49 PM

TreadLightly

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How many hours of your life do you estimate you have spent on 2+2

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08-11-2016 , 12:46 AM

wafflehouse1

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Why did you take a shine to me?

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08-11-2016 , 12:59 AM

IslandGuy

adept

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Are you a long term winning poker player? Do you still play? Have you noticed my memes? If so how would you rate them?

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08-11-2016 , 01:16 AM

Sheep86

BBV Episode VIII: Revenge of the Fish (aka KingFish's 10kPoast)(AKA The Well starring KingFish)

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Are you still a big deal around here?

Last edited by Sheep86; 08-11-2016 at 01:17 AM. Reason: awesome new avatar, sir.

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08-11-2016 , 02:31 AM

SolarAU

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When do you think your poker career started to nosedive and why is it ITT?

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08-11-2016 , 04:47 AM

Colin_Piddle

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Which state of america do you live in?
What are your favourite music bands?
Summarise your career (Non-poker) history?
How many brothers and sisters do you have and what do they do for a living?
What countries have you been to and describe in brief your highlights from each?
What was your favourite subject at school? What was your least favourite?
What is your most soul crushing moment in your poker career?
Who are your favourite posters on BBV?
Is MTT the nut worst poster of all time in BBV?
What three items would you take if you were stranded on a deserted island?
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08-11-2016 , 05:23 AM

Xize

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Would you support trump if he legalized online poker in all states in usa?

Last edited by Xize; 08-11-2016 at 05:24 AM. Reason: If it already is, I am sorry, I am ignorant sometimes

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08-11-2016 , 06:06 AM

suitedjustice

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It's been asked already, so I'm not the only one who is curious about your poker history.

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08-11-2016 , 08:06 AM

#10

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Obvious Question...

How many gimmicks do you have?

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08-11-2016 , 08:32 AM

#11

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Why did you divorce?

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08-11-2016 , 08:59 AM

#12

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Am I the first to realize that knowing you zero questions itt will be answered?

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08-11-2016 , 09:11 AM

#13

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Am I the first to realize that knowing you zero questions itt will be answered?

He has to answer them on Saturday. It's the day he's down the well.

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08-11-2016 , 09:20 AM

#14

beermeplease

banned

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

He has to answer them on Saturday. It's the day he's down the well.

( ) I laughed

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08-11-2016 , 09:30 AM

#15

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Am I the first to realize that knowing you zero questions itt will be answered?

I told you it would be a quick well! Anyway I'll answer the questions tonight. So keep em coming and I'll get to em all at some point.

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08-11-2016 , 09:31 AM

#16

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

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Originally Posted by beermeplease

( ) I laughed

[ ] ( )

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08-11-2016 , 09:43 AM

#17

suitedjustice

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Any twitter protips for a noob who only has two followers? Difficulty: Don't want to recruit IRL friends and include their IRL drama in my Internet life.

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08-11-2016 , 11:56 AM

#18

IslandGuy

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Any twitter protips for a noob who only has two followers? Difficulty: Don't want to recruit IRL friends and include their IRL drama in my Internet life.

Darknet Markets dude. You can buy twitter followers there.

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08-11-2016 , 01:36 PM

#19

Morphismus

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Favorite sorting algorithm?

Trek or Wars?

KDE or Gnome?

Favorite Open Source license?

First video game?

First computer?

What do you dress up as on Comic Con?

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08-11-2016 , 01:56 PM

#20

suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by IslandGuy

Darknet Markets dude. You can buy twitter followers there.

I'd like to earn them. I'd be asking that Nimadamus dude for contacts if I wanted to cheat.

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08-11-2016 , 02:09 PM

#21

Majik19

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What was the last hollywood starlet you have fapped to?

There is a volcanic eruption and your residence in encircled by lava with no escape. You have 3 hours left. What do you do?

Who would you rather be roofied by? Bill Cosby, Peewee Herman, or Micheal Jackson and why.

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08-11-2016 , 03:32 PM

#22

King Fish

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Originally Posted by TreadLightly

How many hours of your life do you estimate you have spent on 2+2

Far too many. I would guess probably 6 full months of my life between 2004-today. (I had an old account, left in 2006 for a bit, forgot user name and password, re-regged as King Fish).

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08-11-2016 , 03:33 PM

#23

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Why did you take a shine to me?

Always thought you were a guy with a good heart who often put others first. You take time to really get to know the members of the forum, help when you can, and offer advice.

Plus your a cool dude.

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08-11-2016 , 03:37 PM

#24

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

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Originally Posted by IslandGuy

Are you a long term winning poker player? Do you still play? Have you noticed my memes? If so how would you rate them?

Yes, I'm a long-term winning player, both live and online (though I do much better live). I played up until about a year ago, when life circumstances saw me move from the DC/VA/MD area to South Carolina, where there are no casinos anywhere near me. Have a bad taste in my mouth as I was in the midst of a $10k downswing when I relocated.

I ignore probably 80% of the memes on the forum, so I probably missed yours.