The path of the poker man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the donk and the tyranny of donky men. Blessed is the donk who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the donk through the valley of the donkyness. For he is truly his donk's donk and the finder of lost donks. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my donks. And you will know I am the Poker Lord when I lay my vengeance upon the donk.