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04-24-2015 , 01:04 PM

#76

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clevername69

where's the poker brat face after a bad beat?

Inspiration for OP

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04-24-2015 , 01:12 PM

#77

Clevername69

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,472

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Inspiration for OP

Or something like this.

HONEY! HE CALLED ME WITH A QUEEN AND A TEN!

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04-24-2015 , 03:19 PM

#78

IslandGuy

adept

Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 1,009

request- the "oh ****! i just degened my rent, better get my mouth ready." face

request #2- the "I killed my girlfriend and cut off her hair and stuck her in a crawlspace and now they are onto me" face

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04-24-2015 , 03:29 PM

#79

pharaohofFUNK

The Situation

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 367

you have comically small forearms.

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04-24-2015 , 03:33 PM

#80

Carl Trooper

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandGuy

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Originally Posted by pharaohofFUNK

you have comically small forearms.

Will consider that

And it's cuz my arms are 18" so they look smaller. Curls for girls bro

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04-24-2015 , 03:34 PM

#81

Carl Trooper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Clevername69

Or something like this.

HONEY! HE CALLED ME WITH A QUEEN AND A TEN!

Lol I do that now as it is. Will look into it as well

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04-24-2015 , 03:46 PM

#82

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Do me!

I'm drunk and have an athletic bulid body. I am stronger than Morph and way better looking than Fid.

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04-24-2015 , 03:58 PM

#83

Carl Trooper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Do me!

I'm drunk and have an athletic bulid body. I am stronger than Morph and way better looking than Fid.

I don't get the comment I don't browse this section much so I am not in on a lot of the inside jokes.

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04-24-2015 , 03:58 PM

#84

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Do me!

I'm drunk and have an athletic bulid body. I am stronger than Morph and way better looking than Fid.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. "

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04-24-2015 , 04:02 PM

#85

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

I don't get the comment I don't browse this section much so I am not in on a lot of the inside jokes.

I am the Lizzard King.
Rye bread and Eel
Two red boots

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04-24-2015 , 04:03 PM

#86

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. "

FranFran....You and I are gonna have words one of these days.

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04-24-2015 , 05:02 PM

#87

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

I don't get the comment I don't browse this section much so I am not in on a lot of the inside jokes.

don't worry - those jokes are just inside his head

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04-24-2015 , 05:02 PM

#88

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

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04-24-2015 , 09:27 PM

#89

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I find this unsettling..

Carl need more poker table photos. Guy who has everything but the kitchen sink with him and on table/rail. Guy who looks sick with short stack, knowing its his gas money home. Asian guy who is slow-rolling you. PLO pot police, calculator would make good prop. Also need Degeneral look!

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04-24-2015 , 09:31 PM

#90

Carl Trooper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeck

Lol what's up WD. I am at t stone right now. Was gonna rock the degeneral shirt, and I probably will Sunday when I come back lol.

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04-24-2015 , 09:39 PM

#91

Carl Trooper

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Bathroom Broke

"I HATE POKER"

Spoiler:

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04-25-2015 , 07:01 AM

#92

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

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04-25-2015 , 08:00 AM

#93

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Even though I hate praising mods, I'm gonna have to give you a thumbs'up on that post.

You just got praised by Sammy, don't let it go to your head.

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04-25-2015 , 08:02 AM

#94

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,504

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

LOL

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04-25-2015 , 10:23 AM

#95

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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lol Morph

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04-25-2015 , 10:33 AM

#96

Carl Trooper

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Hahaha solid

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04-25-2015 , 10:54 AM

#97

Jesus420

centurion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

Ha ok I'll try that later tonight. I won't be back until late I like that idea. I still have one more I have to do when I shave it's a good one I think.

Any ETA when this gonna happen ? "dog puppy beggin action with aces".

Can't wait

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04-25-2015 , 12:29 PM

#98

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Graded A-

Missed perfect score by not replacing Jack Nicholson with Carl Trooper in the credits..

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04-25-2015 , 01:41 PM

#99

Carl Trooper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus420

Any ETA when this gonna happen ? "dog puppy beggin action with aces".

Can't wait

Tried this now, gonna upload shortly

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04-25-2015 , 02:05 PM

#100

Carl Trooper

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2015 WSOP Main Event - 10 Players left . Bubble to November 9

Poker Pro has 5 million chips
Hill Jack has 23 million

"Gonna make this FT and prove to everyone I am the best...."

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