you gave a year to learn poker and after 10k hands you're up 29$. Someone probably could triple your roll if you just pooped in your hand and took a picture

The only one being leveled is you, clown.

GL OP, I belive in you!

If i go broke i might give it a try- but for now variance is (in Poker) on my side.

Story continues! Since in the house im renting now (for really small money, since room normal owner is on holidays) we're living as 3 - me, an pothead cool guy and a climbing-pickupartist-maniac (whith is on France, climbing some mountains right now) and i'm spending all my time at home i literally see only one person (the pot smoker guy).
As i try to cut off smoking, i managed not to smoke alot with him yesterday he showed up with some Holand stuff, and i just coulnd't resist. What are the odds u get such nice weed owerhere?

So, as i got high, after whole day of grinding i sit at pc and lose -27$, then go sleep.

When i woke up i found rest of joint in kitchen, so i smoked it and sit to grind - and as always when i'm high i decided to play 27$ tourney +10$ tourney heads up.

Extreme variance and mass of luck made me able to cash the 27$ tourney and i have not lost a penny (not won any tho)
Soo i decided it's time to get my 70$ BRoll into action grinding 10NL zoom. After 10 cups of coffe and 5k hands or something like that I got 110$ BR! I am happy as ****, Balla life incoming!
Also, dear BBV4Lfers help me out - when i sit home all day long i feel like ****ing golum in cave.... i mean it's bad for my head i believe..... What can i do, that does not cost money, to fix it?
Cheers - THAILAND IM COMMING SOON!

I know it sucks, but what can ya do? Gotta feel like golum in cave.

Pretty amazing.


Most amazing.

Thailand eh? Going for suprise D?

Quit while you can still say you're a winner.

Suicide hot- line number needed here..

Amazing, are you grinding for a sex change for when you get there.


like ?

Pretty sure you're still stoned.

Hey, you have the Thai hooker entertainment cost covered. WOOT WOOT!

Don't forget to wrap it before you tap it.

Well as another day begins, another 10k hands await, i just got e-mail from cardruners they hired new pros specialized in ZOOM poker. ****ing sweet advertising there...... i think i'm going to sign in, cuz i lose my ideas on how 2 improve - what You guys think i shall ask em?

OP,

Since you just dropped out of college and moved out of your parents home I assume you are probably about 20 yrs old???

My advice is that you find a fat ugly girlfriend with a heart of gold who has some bank.

I'm being 100% serious.

Find yourself some 28 yr old insecure fat fugly sweetheart who drives a Benz and has her own house. Someone like this



Go to E-harmony or Match or whatever is in your local region, cruise some fatty fugly ads, find one with some bank, start the internet romance, let her know that you only care about what is on the inside, take her out, bang her like a drum, move in, then sponge off of her...

She will fund your poker and even give you money to play live low limit poker where you can beat brain dead droolers for decent money (because I doubt you will ever be good enough to make serious money online).

Trust me, when you are young and broke, rich fat fugly girls are where it's at...

you basically have the blueprint to print your own money now OP...its either that or eat the D?



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Ehh, bad play, tilt day. 15 $ left, hurts but well, i'm 2 tabling 5 NL. wish me luck i gonna regain it

lost 5$, going to 2 NL. Or sleep

Oh **** this ****, taking my lastfood money and going to casino. I'll be back and one day i'll make it so i can brag here. 600 VPP and pokerstars gives me 50$ so for now freerolls await. And normal job i gues :/
And also, no, im not getting in a relationship with a fat chick. Gonna keep my standards, still thanks for amazing backup plans

this proves how girls are so much smarter than boys.

Girls have figured out how to sponge off of older ugly men, but for some reason guys just aren't smart enough (or have too much pride) to do it.

You got $15 to your name and you are pridefully pounding your chest talking about standards...

Seriously, swallow that pride, and go find yourself a fatty fugly girl with some bank. Sponge off her for one year until you make enough money from poker to move out. Hell, in fact, you don't even have to move out. You can cheat on her and she'll still put up with you (that is, if you are good in bed).

It's a win win and +EV...

except the part where he has to plow a fat chick.

Sorry clevername69 but you are wrong here. You plow a fat chick and all of her friends think you are not shallow and then you plow her hot friends because you are such a "deep guy". It's really easy...as long as you don't any self-respect.

that's just variance

Guess this is a level

Well guys this is it. I'm broke. No pokerstars money (3,7$), no in real life money (10$), and just some food in kitchen.

As for the ideas of banging hot chicks, i simply say no, cause i always was a honest person.
I haven't banged many chicks, but i always chosen the ones that turn me on, and i never ****ed the one that didn't.

As for my night at casino - it was fun as **** i sit at the table, and i see some guys looking like internet pros, a NIT girl, and few others. And then a full gangsta-mode tatoed guy sits, throw like 1k on the table and is like all in in dark untill i win.

So i pick literally nothing, wasn't able to call him. Playd like 60 hands tottal, but overall i either did a bad call, or didn't call when should. Lost, no variance, just bad play. (Like whole day today)

The gangsta guy was fun, throwing money around and talking like "ha u got to be from good family (dunno why) , ha u never drank vodka like thaAT " 2 HOT VODKAS" i was like "?????" so he got me one, and was like "now u got to keep it in ur mouth and move it around till u feel it. Took a glass of it with him, kinda got a lil drunk. was fun

After i lost and left casino i saw a guy leaving just before me drop a 100 zł(33$) and i just picked it up and gave it to him. Kinda felt the urge to take it, since i got no foodmoney now, but thats kinda how i am. Not lieing to chicks (therefore skipping ocasions to ****) and not taking that kind of occasions.That could concluce my answer to Your props about banging fat chicks for their money.

So, finishing that long post and a short story - i'm broke. I got a lil money on stars i'll try to get more due to freerols, grind with bettter discpline and ****. Hopefully at 2015 i'll be at Thailand. Parents offered me money, but i don't want it. Preffer to live poor and free.


So, as i'm drunk and concluding it like third time - i wanna state very clear - i did it all cuz i wanna live by my rules. Not by some pimp rules, as eating the D would be way more profitable than what im doing, not by lieing or stealing. Gonna work 12h a day if i must and by the end of the year, i gonna break pro. And then brag here again.
Cheers guys, Yours Bartosz.

And as long as i sit here cooking my last potatoes (bought like 5 KG of em before, smart of me) Ask anything i think i shall deliever . Gonna figure out what to do with life now, but that is a topic for tommorow.

Tom. Is that you?