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Originally Posted by dgiharris
OP,
Since you just dropped out of college and moved out of your parents home I assume you are probably about 20 yrs old???
My advice is that you find a fat ugly girlfriend with a heart of gold who has some bank.
I'm being 100% serious.
Find yourself some 28 yr old insecure fat fugly sweetheart who drives a Benz and has her own house. Someone like this
Go to E-harmony or Match or whatever is in your local region, cruise some fatty fugly ads, find one with some bank, start the internet romance, let her know that you only care about what is on the inside, take her out, bang her like a drum, move in, then sponge off of her...
She will fund your poker and even give you money to play live low limit poker where you can beat brain dead droolers for decent money (because I doubt you will ever be good enough to make serious money online).
Trust me, when you are young and broke, rich fat fugly girls are where it's at...
I can't believe your giving away the GTO to becoming a pokerstar when bad at poker. Alternative strat is fat old women, maybe get rolled for 500z